Russell Wilson must've heard Chels talking trash because he went full stat-padding villain with 422+ yards on the Cowboys—who somehow still pulled off the OT win thanks to the Giants doing Giants things. Caleb Williams is looking suspiciously like Justin Fields 2.0 in Chicago, and Joe Burrow's sick-day punch card with the Bengals might be full. Tom Brady is moonlighting as both Raiders owner and game commentator (no way that's a conflict, right?), we've got Week 2 superlatives (Barbecue Chicken Alert), On the College Football side Georgia snatched a thriller from Tennessee, Notre Dame's allergic to winning, Vandy shocked SC, and Clemson took an L to Tech. And of course we have to feed the volcano this week stick around to find out who goes in !