Bawdy Storytelling

How do you go from bored housewife to glory hole girl? First time storyteller Jordan Kay tells us how she summoned the bravery to 1) leave a marriage where she was chastised for spending money on art supplies and EDM concerts, and 2) finding someone to make her filthy, kinky fantasies come true. Plus hear Polly Superstar’s romantic story of cock pics and true love - Living the life you dream of will take your world from black and white to Color!

Song: ‘Sexual (Oliver Nelson Remix)’ BY Neiked ft. Dyo

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Episode Links: Uberlube is offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and FREE shipping when you use my code “DIXIE” at UberLube.com. Whoa, 10% off and free shipping! Just use code “Dixie” at Uberlube.com

Patreon rocks! It’s a unique way that allows Bawdy to share its uniquely NSFW content with you without reprisal - a feat that is nigh on impossible on social media today. The Bawdy Storytelling podcast is listener supported, and your support on Patreon ensures that we can continue and grow. And for our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Behind-the-scenes videos, Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your very own live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. Ready to make the world a better place? Become part of the family at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Want another way to support the podcast? You can make one-time donations to the Bawdy podcast via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

Merchandise: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

(We’ll be adding Bawdy Buttplugs to our website soon - they’re selling out so fast we are having trouble keeping them in stock!)

Wanna work with me on your story? Whether it’s a story for the stage, a TEDx, public speaking for anything from storytelling for technology, conveying your passion about what you do or your time onstage at a leather title contest, I’d love to help you make it a thing of beauty. Contact me at [email protected] & let’s get you onstage!

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

oh, and finally: I want people to hear YOU on the Bawdy podcast! Make a recording and send it to me - and attach it to an email or share it via Google Drive with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so we’d love to hear YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

San Francisco:

Thursday, March 12th: ‘It Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time’

Featuring music by Jefferson Bergey

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa, San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyISLAGIATTSF

Seattle

Thursday, March 19th: ‘Best of Bawdy Seattle’

Featuring Creature Hole

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BestOfBawdySEA

Get tickets for all upcoming live shows at https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshow

We’re so very grateful to Good Vibrations for our Bang-O prize bags in San Francisco, & to Babeland for our Bang-O prize bags in Seattle!

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshows-section

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of this sex-positive podcast collective! 

13 Years, Holy Hitachi Magic Wand! Thank you to the Companies who sponsored Bawdy’s big 13th Anniversary shows at the end of February:

Good Vibes

https://www.goodvibes.com/

Hashtag Open

https://hashtagopen.com/

Sucreabeille

(purveyor of #BawdyGotMeLaid & other fancy scents)

https://sucreabeille.com/

Glow Fuck Yourself

https://www.etsy.com/shop/GlowFyourself

Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re coming to your city! – at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe

What happens when your brain’s on board to have sex, but your body rebels? Vintage Pornstar Richard Pacheco (real name: Howie Gordon) tells us about his first time having sex for money, and how he went from jackhammering concrete on a construction site one week to a different kind of jackhammering on a porn set the next. How did men get it up under duress before the invention of Viagra or Cialis? What’s the difference between personal sex, and professional sex? And is there such a thing as an x-rated woman’? #VintagePorn #StuntCock

Howie Gordon is the Author of Hindsight: True Love & Mischief in the Golden Age of Porn (link to https://www.amazon.com/Hindsight-True-Love-Mischief-Golden/dp/1593937490) & Return to Squirrel Hill: Growing up Howie (link to https://www.amazon.com/Return-Squirrel-Hill-Memoir-Growing-ebook/dp/B082MSBSMN)

Song: ‘Put it in my Mouth’ (Akinyele)

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MyGIrlFund is a safe, private and discreet adult community. You can join mygirlfund.com for free, & for a limited time you can become a lifetime premium member for less than $5 when you visit mygirlfund.com/dixie  That means that as a fan of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast, you get discounted credits and bonus interaction features for life when you go to mygirlfund.com/dixie

Patreon is a subscription site, and a way that Bawdy can share its uniquely NSFW content with you without reprisal - a feat that is nigh on impossible on social media today. The Bawdy Storytelling podcast is listener supported, and your Patreon support ensures that we can continue and grow. And for our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Behind-the-scenes videos, Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your very own live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. Ready to make the world a better place? Become part of the family at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Want another way to support the podcast? You can make one-time donations to the Bawdy podcast via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

Merchandise: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Wanna work with me on your story? Whether it’s a story for the stage, a TEDx, public speaking for anything from storytelling for technology, conveying your passion about what you do or your time onstage at a leather title contest, I’d love to help you make it a thing of beauty. Contact me at [email protected] & let’s get you onstage!

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

oh, and finally: I want people to hear YOU on the Bawdy podcast! Make a recording and send it to me - and attach it to an email or share it via Google Drive with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so we’d love to hear YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

San Francisco:

Thursday, March 12th: ‘It Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time’

Featuring music by Jefferson Bergey

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa, San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyISLAGIATTSF

Seattle

Thursday, March 19th: ‘Best of Bawdy Seattle’

Featuring Creature Hole

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BestOfBawdySEA

Or get tickets for all upcoming live shows at https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshow

We’re so very grateful to Good Vibrations for our Bang-O prize bags in San Francisco, & to Babeland for our Bang-O prize bags in Seattle!

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshows-section

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of this sex-positive podcast collective! 

Are you a Fan of Fanfic? When lonely queer clown/performance artist Tootsie Spangles moves to Seattle, she needs to make new friends - so she joins a book club. Their first selection? Tolkiens’ Lord of the Rings, the entire trilogy.  Ain’t nobody got time for that! But getting stoned late at night with this tome in her bed leads to googling Sam & Frodo, and …oooh! Wonder Woman! Thor! And before she knows it, there’s a Song of Ice and Fire IN HER PANTS #WinterIsComing #Heh #StrongFemaleCharacters

Song: ‘Ding Dong song’ (Gunther)

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

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Nothing beats Uberlube; it lets you feel what you want to feel. And Uberlube is offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer: 10% off and FREE shipping when you use my code “DIXIE” at UberLube.com. 

Whoa, 10% off and free shipping! Just use code “Dixie” at Uberlube.com

Patreon: Bawdy Storytelling is listener supported - and that means your support on Patreon ensures that Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue and grow. For our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your own personal live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Want another way to support the podcast? You can make one-time donations to the Bawdy podcast via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

Merchandise: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Wanna work with me on your story? Whether it’s a story for the stage, a TEDx, public speaking for anything from storytelling for technology, conveying your passion about what you do or your time onstage at a leather title contest, I’d love to help you make it a thing of beauty. Contact me at [email protected] & let’s get you onstage!

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

oh, and finally: I want people to hear YOU on the Bawdy podcast! Make a recording and send it to me - and attach it to an email or share it via Google Drive with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so we’d love to hear YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

Seattle

Theme: ‘Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll’ (SOLD OUT)

Wed, February 19th, 2020

At the Rebar (& it’s their EXACT 30th Anniversary!)

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://bawdysdrrsea.eventbrite.com

Or at https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshow

San Francisco:

Bawdy’s Lucky 13’th Anniversary Night

Saturday, February 22nd, 2020 (2 shows)

Featuring music by Rachel Lark

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa, San Francisco, CA 94110

7 PM: Lucky 13’th Tickets at 

https://bawdylucky13.eventbrite.com

10 PM: Best of Bawdy Tickets at 

https://bawdybob2020.eventbrite.com

We’re grateful to Good Vibrations for our Bang-O prize bags in San Francisco, & Babeland for our Bang-O prize bags in Seattle!

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshows-section

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of this sex-positive podcast collective! 

Happy VD, Lovers! We’re celebrating romance and love this week with a story from the Risk! podcast’s Kevin Allison (isn’t he a heartthrob?), told live at Bawdy’s NYC show. Kevin’s ’I’ll try anything twice’ policy is tested on a first date… Black tie galas! Machetes! X-Men! and it will only get worse when a certain Mr. Poo joins their scene unannounced. #EroticHypnosis #MindFuck

Listen to Kevin Allison’s Risk! Podcast at http://risk-show.com/

Song: ‘Yummy Down on This‘ Bloodhound Gang 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

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This Valentine’s Day, WeVibe is offering Bawdy Storytelling’s listeners a special 5% discount on any product at We-Vibe.com - Just use promo code Dixie at https://we-vibe.com/

Uberlube is offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer: 10% off and FREE shipping when you use my code “DIXIE” at UberLube.com. Whoa, 10% off and free shipping! Just use code “Dixie” at Uberlube.com

Patreon: Bawdy Storytelling is listener supported - and that means your support on Patreon ensures that Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue and grow. For our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your own personal live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Want another way to support the podcast? You can make one-time donations to the Bawdy podcast via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

Merchandise: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Wanna work with me on your story? Whether it’s a story for the stage, a TEDx, public speaking for anything from storytelling for technology, conveying your passion about what you do or your time onstage at a leather title contest, I’d love to help you make it a thing of beauty. Contact me at [email protected] & let’s get you onstage!

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

In 2020, I want folx to hear YOU on the Bawdy podcast! Make a voice recording, and attach it to an email or share it via Google Drive with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so tell me YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

Seattle

Theme: ‘Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll’

Wed, February 19th, 2020

At the Rebar (it’s their EXACT 30th Anniversary!)

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://bawdysdrrsea.eventbrite.com

Or at https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshow

San Francisco:

Bawdy’s Lucky 13’th Anniversary Night

Saturday, February 22nd, 2020 (2 shows)

Featuring music by Rachel Lark

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

7 PM: Lucky 13’th Tickets at 

https://bawdylucky13.eventbrite.com

10 PM: Best of Bawdy Tickets at 

https://bawdybob2020.eventbrite.com

HURRY: Vote for the BEST OF BAWDY SF by Saturday, Feb 15th at Midnight PDT! Who should be crowned the Best of Bawdy? You tell us. Choose your 4 Favorite #storytellers and they’ll be onstage at our Feb 22nd 13th Anniversary 2-show night - & Thank you for choosing our #FinalFour Lineup for Best of Bawdy! 

Contest at http://bit.ly/BawdyBOBSF2020

We’re grateful to Good Vibrations for our Bang-O prize bags in San Francisco, & Babeland for our Bang-O prize bags in Seattle!

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshows-section

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of this sex-positive podcast collective! 

Did a film shape your early sexual awakening? Preschool teacher Mosa Maxwell-Smith was obsessed with a popular Disney movie as a  child in the 80’s, and its imagery really stuck with her (“why does he need to hold it with TWO hands?!”) Years later, she’s living her perfect life: deliriously in love, pregnant with her first child, renovating her dream home with her husband - until a pretty polyamorous furry appears & threatens her happiness. Fearful that her swollen belly and Blowguard lisp can’t possibly compete with this beautiful stranger, Mosa’s animal instincts take over, and she heeds the Call of the Wild. #FetishPerimeter 

Song: ‘Zipper’ (Jason Derulo)

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

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Episode Links:

Uberlube is offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and FREE shipping when you use my code “D-I-X-I-E” at UberLube.com. Whoa, 10% off and free shipping! Just use code “Dixie” at Uberlube.com

Shannon Downey and Rita’s Quilt: Read Shannon’s story at 

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/surprising-complexity-unfinished-american-quilt

https://www.npr.org/2019/12/09/786395095/quilters-across-the-u-s-answer-call-to-help-sew-up-unfinished-project

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/25/us/internet-helps-finish-quilt-trnd/index.html

Learn more about Shannon Downey at 

Website: http://www.badasscrossstitch.com/

http://www.seriouslybadasswomen.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/BadassCrossStitch/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/ShannonDowney

And help Shannon and Rita’s Quilt hit the road!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/badass-cross-stitch-tour

Wanna work with me on your story? Whether it’s a story for the stage, a TEDx, public speaking for anything from storytelling for technology, conveying your passion about what you do or your time onstage at a leather title contest, I’d love to help you make it a thing of beauty. Contact me at [email protected] & let’s get you onstage!

Patreon: Bawdy Storytelling is listener supported - and that means your support on Patreon ensures that Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue and grow. For our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your own personal live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Want another way to support the podcast? You can make one-time donations to the Bawdy podcast via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

Merchandise: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

In 2020, I want folx to hear YOU on the Bawdy podcast! Make a voice recording, and attach it to an email or share it via Google Drive with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so tell me YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

Seattle

Theme: ‘Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll’

Wed, February 19th, 2020

At the Rebar (it’s their EXACT 30th Anniversary!)

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://bawdysdrrsea.eventbrite.com

Or at https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshow

San Francisco:

Bawdy’s Lucky 13’th Anniversary Night

Saturday, February 22nd, 2020 (2 shows)

Featuring music by Rachel Lark

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

7 PM: Lucky 13’th Tickets at 

https://bawdylucky13.eventbrite.com

10 PM: Best of Bawdy Tickets at 

https://bawdybob2020.eventbrite.com

Vote for BEST OF BAWDY San Francisco! Who should be crowned the Best of Bawdy? You tell us. Choose your 4 Favorite #storytellers for our Feb 22nd 13th Anniversary 2-show night - & Thank you for deciding our #FinalFour Lineup for BOB! Contest at http://bit.ly/BawdyBOBSF2020

We’re grateful to Good Vibrations for our Bang-O prize bags in San Francisco, & Babeland for our Bang-O prize bags in Seattle!

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshows-section

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of this sex-positive podcast collective! 

Are you thirsty for knowledge? Kink-curious storyteller Deviancy leaves conservative San Diego and heads off to college at Berkeley, ready to acquire some hands-on life experience. And he’s really eager for the homework that hot senior Aaron could assign, to no avail - but when Aaron turns out to be the Teacher’s Assistant in Deviancy’s Deductive Logic class, their studies lead to a late night invite, and a chance to play Aaron’s “guess what I put in your butt?’ game. #Hiss #ExtraCredit #QuenchingBeverage

Song: ‘Hide and Seek’ (Vocaloid)

English vocals by Lizz

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

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Vote for BEST OF BAWDY San Francisco! 

Survey is now open at 

Episode Links:

Bawdy Storytelling is listener supported - and that means your support on Patreon ensures that Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue and grow. For our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your own personal live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations to the Bawdy podcast via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

Merchandise: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

In 2020, I want fox to hear YOU on the Bawdy podcast! Make a voice recording, and attach it to an email or share it via Google Drive with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so tell me YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

Seattle

Theme: ‘Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll’

Wed, February 19th, 2020

At the Rebar (it’s their 30th Anniversary!)

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://bawdysdrrsea.eventbrite.com

Or at https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshow

San Francisco:

Bawdy’s Lucky 13’th Anniversary Night

Saturday, February 22nd, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

7 PM: Lucky 13’th Tickets at 

https://bawdylucky13.eventbrite.com

10 PM: Best of Bawdy Tickets at 

https://bawdybob2020.eventbrite.com

Thanks to Good Vibrations for our Bang-O prize bags in San Francisco, & Thanks to Babeland for our Bang-O prize bags in Seattle!

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshows-section

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts, a 

Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re coming to your city! – at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe (Email me, y’all! I love your messages)

Ready for a delicious snack? First time storyteller (and Food Anthropologist!) Hannah Hoffman reveals a past - being body-shamed for her juicy curves and healthy appetite. Then she discovers vibrators (sorry, roommate’s Holly Hobbie quilt), , sex parties, caring sexual partners and metamours, and a new use for her kitchen food scale. Did you hear that? Tidal Wave! #WetMess #BodyConfidence

Song: ‘Gush’ (Pharrell Williams)

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

Or support Dixie and the podcast on

Zelle or Paypal - we’re at [email protected]

Episode Links:

Bawdy Storytelling is listener supported - and that means your support on Patreon ensures that Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue and grow. For our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your own personal live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

In 2020, I want YOU on the podcast. Make a voice recording, and attach it to an email or share it via Google Drive with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so tell me YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

Seattle

Theme: ‘Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll’

Wed, February 19th, 2020

At the Rebar (it’s their 30th Anniversary!)

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://bawdysdrrsea.eventbrite.com

Or at BawdyStorytelling.com/shows

San Francisco:

Bawdy’s Lucky 13’th Anniversary Night

Saturday, February 22nd, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

7 PM: Lucky 13’th Tickets at 

https://bawdylucky13.eventbrite.com

10 PM: Best of Bawdy Tickets at 

https://bawdybob2020.eventbrite.com

Thanks to Good Vibrations for our Bang-O prize bags in San Francisco, & Thanks to Babeland for our Bang-O prize bags in Seattle!

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshows-section

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

“So…what do you like?” As a college student, Zahra Noorbakhsh had never been asked this question by her boyfriend - or by any guy, for that matter. But when she simultaneously breaks up with Dean & learns that beautiful Italian exchange student Sophia has a crush on her, she drinks a lot of martinis, puts a rubber band on the doorknob and together, they figure what she really wants. In the end, who will it hurt - Dean, or her vagina? #RinseCycle #DoNotDisturb #FleurDeLys

Song: ‘I didn’t Just Kiss Her‘ (Jen Foster)

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Find out about Zahra Noorbakhsh’s tour and podcast at 

http://zahranoorbakhsh.com/

Bawdy Storytelling is listener supported - and that means your support on Patreon ensures that Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue and grow. For our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your own personal live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

BRAND NEW: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

And in 2020, I want YOU on the podcast. Make a voice recording, and attach it to an email or share it with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so tell me YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

Seattle

Theme: ‘Brand Spankin’ New’

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

At the Rebar 

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdybsnsea

Or at BawdyStorytelling.com/shows

Seattle

Theme: ‘Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll’

Wed, February 19th, 2020

At the Rebar (it’s their 30th Anniversary!)

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://bawdysdrrsea.eventbrite.com

Or at BawdyStorytelling.com/shows

San Francisco:

Bawdy’s Lucky 13’th Anniversary Night

Saturday, February 22nd, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

7 PM: Lucky 13’th Tickets at 

https://bawdylucky13.eventbrite.com

10 PM: Best of Bawdy Tickets at 

https://bawdybob2020.eventbrite.com

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshows-section

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Do you hate being the center of attention? Well don’t tell that to Lindsay Olsen, ‘cause she has a celebration fetish! Our perky polyamorous friend invariably asks ‘when’s your birthday?’ If she likes you. But when OKCupid date Christopher refuses to tell, she comes up with a plan that backfires - in the most delightful way. #IrishCatholic #Ticklebutt

Song: ‘Tits on a Tricycle’ (SNBRN)

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

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Our BIG Patreon Special Offer campaign starts soon…

Join Us! Your support on Patreon means that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue and grow. We’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, an invite to our private Facebook group, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - heck, even a private live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. And you becoming a patron means that our award-winning podcast can GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

BRAND NEW: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

And in 2020, I want YOU on the podcast. Make a voice recording, and attach it to an email or share it with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so tell me YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

San Francisco:

Theme: ‘Ritual’

Thursday, January 9th, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdyritualsf

Seattle

Theme: ‘Brand Spankin’ New’

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

At the Rebar 

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdybsnsea

Or at BawdyStorytelling.com/shows

Seattle

Theme: ‘Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll’

Wed, February 19th, 2020

At the Rebar 

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://bawdysdrrsea.eventbrite.com

Or at BawdyStorytelling.com/shows

San Francisco:

Bawdy’s Lucky 13’th Anniversary Night

Saturday, February 22nd, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

7 PM: Lucky 13’th Tickets at 

https://bawdylucky13.eventbrite.com

10 PM: Best of Bawdy Tickets at 

https://bawdybob2020.eventbrite.com

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Happy New Year, Cowboy! When touring artist & performer Woody Shticks finds himself in the bellybutton lint below the Bible Belt, all hell breaks loose. Katy Perry! Fracking! And somehow, this art school EMT ends up drunk in the dark with a local ne’er do well, and the cops ain’t happy that they’re together. Isn’t it time for someone to save Woody already?! #Lonely #TheMySpaceOfButtStuff

Song: ‘Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other’ (Willie Nelson)

Woody’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/woody.shticks/

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

Episode Links:

Our BIG Patreon Special Offer campaign starts next week…

Join Us! Your support on Patreon means that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue, and can grow. We’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, an invite to our private Facebook group, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - heck, even a private live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. And you becoming a patron means that our award-winning podcast can GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

BRAND NEW: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

And in 2020, I want YOU on the podcast. Make a voice recording, and attach it to an email or share it with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so tell me YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

San Francisco:

Theme: ‘Ritual’

Thursday, January 9th, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdyritualsf

Seattle

Theme: ‘Brand Spankin’ New’

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

At the Rebar 

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdybsnsea

Or at BawdyStorytelling.com/shows

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour