Bawdy Storytelling

What are the loopholes that allow us Pleasure in this world, and access to the Celestial Kingdom in the next? Storyteller, Comedian & ex-Mormon Emmett Montgomery & a few self-taught friends work it out in a story that involves Soaking, chocolate sauce, butt stuff, intercoursing and a nostalgic (2 person) first blowjob on Pioneer Day that shows him what Heaven can be. Plus Jefferson Bergey takes a familiar Bawdy adage & turns it into a filthy, filthy song #HappyHolidays #TheProvoFloat #CostcoHotDogOfCunnilingus

So see Emmett live! https://www.emmettmontgomery.com/

Song: ‘Wipe your Dick on the Drapes’ (Jefferson Bergey)

Website: http://www.jeffersonbergey.com/

On Patreon (he’ll even write you a custom song, TOO): 

https://patreon.com/jeffersonbergey

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

Thank you to our Sponsors:

manscaped.com: Manscaped is the #1 brand in men’s below the belt grooming; they offer precision engineered tools for you or your partner’s family jewels. Don’t use the same trimmer on your face AND your balls -  use the Lawn Mower. 2.0 and protect yourself or the balls of a loved one. It has proprietary skin safe technology, and it won’t nick your nuts! Plus you can help defeat ballsweat with their Crop Preserver anti-chafing deodorant and moisturizer. Go to Manscaped.com & use the promo code DIXIE and get 20% off and FREE shipping!

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

BRAND NEW! Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver

Join Us: Your support on Patreon means that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue, and can grow. We’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, an invite to our private Facebook group, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - heck, even a private live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. And you becoming a patron means that our award-winning podcast can GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected]

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

And in 2020, I want YOU on the podcast. Make a voice recording, and attach it to an email or share it with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so tell me YOURS - and Thank you)

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

San Francisco:

Theme: ‘Ritual’

Thursday, January 9th, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdyritualsf

Seattle

Theme: ‘Brand Spankin’ New’

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

Rebar 

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdybsnsea

Or at BawdyStorytelling.com/shows

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

#Giddyup & pass the nipple clamps, it’s part 2 of our LIVE Folsom Street Fair Kinktacular! This episode features Mollena Williams-Haas and Nerine Mechanique telling true stories of pony play, bondage rigging, orgasm denial, boot fetishism, whips, chains, Swedish dungeon bunkers, & how a perfectly grilled vegetarian sandwich can deliver the exquisite bliss of inner peace. Them CisPonies ain’t got nothing on us, y’all #YouAreEnough #Vajankle

Songs: 

‘The Unicorn Song’ (Rachel Lark)

Website: https://www.rachellark.com/

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rachellark

& Mollena’s intro music by Pony (GinuWine)

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at 

www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

Thank you to our Sponsors:

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

Check out the new Celeb News Ride Home podcast at https://www.ridehome.info/podcast/celeb-news-ride-home/

manscaped.com: Manscaped is the #1 brand in men’s below the belt grooming; they offer precision engineered tools for you or your partner’s family jewels. Don’t use the same trimmer on your face AND your balls -  use the Lawn Mower. 2.0 and protect yourself or the balls of a loved one. It has proprietary skin safe technology, and it won’t nick your nuts! Plus you can help defeat ballsweat with their Crop Preserver anti-chafing deodorant and moisturizer. Go to Manscaped.com & use the promo code DIXIE and get 20% off and FREE shipping!

Looking for the perfect gift? Bawdy Storytelling now offers exclusive merchandise for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise

Join Us: Your support on Patreon means that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue. We’ve recently added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, an invite to our private Facebook group, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - heck, even a private live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. And you becoming a patron means that our award-winning podcast can GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal or Zelle at  [email protected]

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Best Gift Ever’

Wednesday, December 18th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdybge

& 

San Francisco:

Theme: ‘Ritual’

Thursday, January 9th, 2020

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdyritualsf

Seattle

Theme: ‘Brand Spankin’ New’

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

Rebar 

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/bawdybsnsea

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

100 Episodes! To celebrate this momentous occasion, Dixie’s bringing you part 1 of the LIVE Folsom Street Fair Bawdy Storytelling show, featuring true tales of masochistic bottoms, International Mr. Leather, gay wrestler-wannabes, Fetlife, erotic encasement, jockstraps, glory holes - but remember, this is educational, too. Know how many textbooks you can balance on a pair of testicles? You will soon! #Kink #Urophilia #BawdyGotMeLaid

Song: ‘Didn’t See It Comin’ (Rachel Lark)

Website: https://www.rachellark.com/

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rachellark

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

Thank you to our Sponsors:

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

Native Deodorant: Y’all, Take Care of Your Body. It's The Only Place You Have to Live!

Native is a company that creates safe, effective, simple products that people use in the bathroom everyday - products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. They have fewer, simpler ingredients - no aluminum, parabens or talc. Check out the more than 9,000 5-star reviews from their customers - and there’s No Risk to Try. They offer free returns and exchanges in the US if you’re not completely satisfied.

And they have this Special Offer to Listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast: Right now, You can get 20% off your first purchase! Just visit NativeDeodorant.com and use the promo code DIXIE during checkout.

We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! Your support means that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue, and the easiest way to do this is through Patreon. We’ve added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘The Naughty Bits’ w/Creature Hole 

Wednesday, Dec 4th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://thenaughtybitssea.eventbrite.com

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Best Gift Ever’

Wednesday, December 18th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at https://bawdybestgifteversfo.eventbrite.com

And our friends at Sub(version) Productions are putting this on, every Thursday in December: 

https://thebuttcrackerburlesque.com/

Tickets at :

https://thebuttcrackerburlesque.com/tickets-den-buttcracker-burlesque/

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Can you be Gay and Loved by God? Queer Mormon and (first time) storyteller Scott Sessions has always been told that the answer is No. That desire to enter the celestial kingdom was at odds with the twitch in his groin when watching sweaty men playing basketball, and it lead to self-hatred & losing his faith.  Then one day, he finds a way to regain his sense of awe and wonder while remaining true to who he really is. Are you IN, God? Oh, & Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! #SelfAcceptance #Grateful

Song: ‘Everyone is Gay’ A Great Big World

Watch the video at 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VG1bj4Lj1Q

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

Thank you to our Sponsors:

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Each story is created with women in mind -- they’re relatable and immersive. And there’s something for everyone, whether you’re into men, women, or maybe both at the same time. Find stories about strangers meeting on the beach in Mexico, or seeing that ex you can't stop thinking about on the subway, or a partner who wants to up the ante in the bedroom. And the guided sessions can help unlock new confidence or heighten intimacy with your partner. They add three brand new stories every week, so you’ll always have more to explore. Whatever you’re in the mood for, Dipsea always keeps it real and really hot.  And for listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

manscaped.com: Manscaped is the #1 brand in men’s below the belt grooming; they offer precision engineered tools for you or your partner’s family jewels. Don’t use the same trimmer on your face AND your balls -  use the Lawn Mower. 2.0 and protect yourself or the balls of a loved one. It has proprietary skin safe technology, and it won’t nick your nuts! Plus you can help defeat ballsweat with their Crop Preserver anti-chafing deodorant and moisturizer. Go to Manscaped.com & use the promo code DIXIE and get 20% off and FREE shipping!

We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! Your support means that the Bawdy Storytelling podcast can continue, and the easiest way to do this is through Patreon. We’ve added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Happy Birthday Jefferson Bergey!

This singing & songwriting rockstar has been part of the Bawdy family for years. We’re so grateful for his talent, his camaraderie, and his friendship.

Jefferson Bergey’s website: http://www.jeffersonbergey.com/

Jefferson Bergey’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jeffersonbergey/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘The Naughty Bits’ w/Creature Hole 

Wednesday, Dec 4th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://thenaughtybitssea.eventbrite.com

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Best Gift Ever’

Wednesday, December 18th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at https://bawdybestgifteversfo.eventbrite.com

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Sex-positive Feminism, hells yeah! This episode is all about the legendary Annie Sprinkle, a groundbreaking Ecosexual, sexologist, sex educator, former sex worker, feminist stripper, pornographic actress, editor, writer, sex film producer, and performance artist who deeply influenced Dixie’s life. In this episode, a shy, nervous Annie tells her first story on the Bawdy stage - & the audience LOVES her. Then hear a brand new song from Michael and Dan’s Amazing Queer Songbook (cause Annie changed their life, too) #PostPostPornModernist #DeepInsideAnnieSprinkle #Showtunes

Song: ‘Annie Sprinkle’ by Michael & Dan’s Amazing Queer Songbook

Watch the Video featuring Jillian Louis!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HZLMOgHxSE

Learn more about this living memoir project, celebrating songwriters Michael Biello & Dan Martin’s 40+ years together as life partners, creative collaborators, and LGBTQ cultural activists at

https://amazingqueersongbook.com/

See all the songs at

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymB9L6t1GmHc0gAzpmSB0A

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

Thank you to our Sponsors:

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

manscaped.com: Manscaped is the #1 brand in men’s below the belt grooming; they offer precision engineered tools for you or your partner’s family jewels. Don’t use the same trimmer on your face AND your balls -  use the Lawn Mower. 2.0 and protect yourself or the balls of a loved one. It has proprietary skin safe technology, and it won’t nick your nuts! Plus you can help defeat ballsweat with their Crop Preserver anti-chafing deodorant and moisturizer. Go to Manscaped.com & use the promo code DIXIE and get 20% off and FREE shipping!

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘The Naughty Bits’ w/Creature Hole 

Wednesday, Dec 4th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://thenaughtybitssea.eventbrite.com

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Best Gift Ever’

Wednesday, December 18th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at https://bawdybestgifteversfo.eventbrite.com

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re coming to your city! – at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe (Email me, y’all! I love your messages)

Do you like to be Objectified? In this week’s episode, sex educator extraordinaire Tristan Taormino meets Joan Crawford & Captain Stubing at a Swinger Convention, boffs the kinkiest Emma Stone/Sandra Bullock lookalike she’s ever met, and then somehow, gets cockblocked by the TSA. PLUS: A letter from a new listener questions orgasms, chemical castration, polyamory & more, so Dixie brings in American Sex’s Sunny Megatron for answers (we chat here, & then continue the discussion on our Patreon’s free level) #AvailableToEveryone #NotAllSwingers 

Song: ‘Suitcase’ by Sia

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

Thank you to our Sponsors:

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Each story is created with women in mind -- they’re relatable and immersive. And there’s something for everyone, whether you’re into men, women, or maybe both at the same time. Find stories about strangers meeting on the beach in Mexico, or seeing that ex you can't stop thinking about on the subway, or a partner who wants to up the ante in the bedroom. And the guided sessions can help unlock new confidence or heighten intimacy with your partner. They add three brand new stories every week, so you’ll always have more to explore. Whatever you’re in the mood for, Dipsea always keeps it real and really hot.  And for listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Gasm’

Thursday, November 14th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyGasmSF

• & that’s it, the 2019 Tour is over! #11shows #10weeks #5cities

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘The Naughty Bits’

Wednesday, Dec 4th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://thenaughtybitssea.eventbrite.com

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Best Gift Ever’

Wednesday, December 18th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at https://bawdybestgifteversfo.eventbrite.com

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Artemis is a lesbian retelling of the Greek myth of Artemis, the Goddess of the hunt. The beloved daughter of almighty Zeus and Titaness Leto, Artemis was born through passion and blessed with gifts. No goddess had more freedom or a more intriguing life than the immortal huntress, and her whims and desires could change the course of human destiny. Like her twin brother Apollo, Artemis enjoys the company of beautiful maidens— but of all her chosen Nymphai, it is obvious that Callisto is the one Artemis favors the most. Join Artemis on her thrilling adventures, complete with love, loss, and turmoil. The first 5 parts will be available anywhere you listen to podcasts, but you can listen to all 16 parts now on Himalaya+. Here's how you can listen to all 16 parts of Artemis:1. Download the Himalaya app: https://www.himalaya.com/artemis2. Search Artemis, and click Become a Member 3. Enter promo code ARTEMIS, to get the entire story, FREE!Artemis is an Original story written by Svetlana Ivanova. Text adapted by Nic Albert. Produced by Rachael King, Eliza Lambert, Jennifer Azlant and Matt Sav for Pod People. Editing, Engineering and Sound Design by Matt Sav. Voiced by Valerie Rose. Some parts contain explicit content - listen with headphones!

Trim those nails & grab the J-Lube, this week we’re celebrating Love and Brachioproctic Eroticism. Playwright Matt Horne is tired of being kink shamed for what turns him on, so he hits the road, changes his body and celebrates New Years’ by dancing to fairy techno & having getting spit roasted on the dance floor - & then his dream Top promptly disappears. Talk about your Cinderella moment! He launches a nationwide search and when they’re reunited, Matt discovers that this mystery man is not just open to experimenting with fisting - he’s INTO IT. Oh, and Jefferson Bergey has written us a custom song about Handballing, too.#SittingDownFunny #Owwww

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Song: ‘Happy Fistaversary’ (Jefferson Bergey)

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

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Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Jackpot!’ With Creature Hole

Thursday, November 7th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/Bawdyjackpotsea

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Gasm’

Thursday, November 14th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyGasmSF

• & that’s it, the 2019 Tour is over! #11shows #10weeks #5cities

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘The Naughty Bits’

Wednesday, Dec 4th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://thenaughtybitssea.eventbrite.com

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Best Gift Ever’

Wednesday, December 18th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at https://bawdybestgifteversfo.eventbrite.com

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

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And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Floggers, Ballgags & Aftercare, Oh My! Living in employee housing in a National Park, Crystal Crowe’s secret life consists of romance novels, vintage porn & OKCupid - so when she starts chatting with charlie2004, she pretends to be experienced in kink (after all, he’s 400 miles away). When he proposes that they play IRL, she wants to run, the way every man she’s known has. Is she brave enough to do this, and to make her fantasies real? And will the Parking Gods reward her if she does? #EndShame #IDontDrinkCoffee

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

Song: Into the Wild (LP)

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

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Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

New York, NY

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

SCHEDULE CHANGE: Bawdy now starts at 7:30 PM

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Jackpot!’ With Creature Hole

Thursday, November 7th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/Bawdyjackpotsea

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Gasm’

Thursday, November 14th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyGasmSF

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Will someone catch you if you fall? Jenn Griffin’s life has gone from from queer activist to kinky, poly college student to the life of a heteronormative parent - how could this happen? Then one day, Jenn’s Fitbit goes off and leads her to a fanged, tattooed minister in a garden who holds all the answers. Soon, a team of Dungeon dwellers guide Jenn from binkies to BDSM, from mom to master/slave relationship, from nuclear to kink family. Never forget: when a Rockstar offers you the flogger, you can choose to #SayYes #FleshAndBlood

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

Song: ‘I know it’s gonna happen someday’ (David Bowie) 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Each story is created with women in mind -- they’re relatable and immersive. And there’s something for everyone, whether you’re into men, women, or maybe both at the same time. Find stories about strangers meeting on the beach in Mexico, or seeing that ex you can't stop thinking about on the subway, or a partner who wants to up the ante in the bedroom. And the guided sessions can help unlock new confidence or heighten intimacy with your partner. They add three brand new stories every week, so you’ll always have more to explore. Whatever you’re in the mood for, Dipsea always keeps it real and really hot.  And for listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

More on Deborah Addington (the fanged, tattooed, ordained minister in this story):

http://www.deborahaddington.com/

THANK YOU to the producers in Chicago who helped make my Midwest show a Success!

Jaq Siefert  & Subversion Productions

https://www.subversionproductions.com/

Jill Howe & Story Sessions

http://storysessionschicago.com/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Wicked’

Friday, October 25th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at

https://bawdywickedsfo.eventbrite.com

New York, NY

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

SCHEDULE CHANGE: event now starts at 7:30 PM

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Jackpot!’ With Creature Hole

Thursday, November 7th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/Bawdyjackpotsea

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Gasm’

Thursday, November 14th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyGasmSF

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re coming to your city! – at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe (Email me, y’all! I love your messages)

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large