Bawdy Storytelling

Sleeping with some ‘Rando’? Small town girl Kacie Rahm can only dream of this phenomenon. Growing up in an insular town where everyone knows everybody, she hopes and dreams and sets a goal: she’s gonna have sex with someone who’s not from her hometown, and she’ll do it before she starts college. On a Junior year family trip, she meets handsome older man (whoa, he’s 19) Ray in Hawaii, who clearly wants her - but Kacie bides her time. And when it’s announced that the Senior Class trip will be to Honolulu, Kacie knows exactly how she’s gonna say goodbye to parochial Chelan, WA and hello to reverse cowgirl. #TheGraduate #ComingOfAge #Closure

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Song: ‘Ocean Eyes’ (Billie Eilish)

 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

 

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

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Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Chicago, IL

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Wicked’

Friday, October 25th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at

https://bawdywickedsfo.eventbrite.com

 

New York, NY

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

SCHEDULE CHANGE: event now starts at 7:30 PM

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Jackpot!’ With Creature Hole

Thursday, November 7th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell Street

Seattle, WA

Tickets at http://bit.ly/Bawdyjackpotsea

 

San Francisco, CA

Theme: ‘Gasm’

Thursday, November 14th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyGasmSF

 

Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person?

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Ryan Reid is handed a diploma, he’s given 3 days to move out of his college dorms, & those unpaid internships didn’t really prepare him for real life - so what should he do? How about: move into a big queer radical faerie household on the Castro, borrow someone’s leather, and put an ad out to sell his (fine) body. He’s written a few public health papers on it; how hard could prostitution really be?! When the call comes, Ryan grabs the extra large tub of crisco, heads over and this feels: Easy. But anticipating what this coked up pig is looking for? That’s much harder. Please sir, may I have another? #SwallowIt #ThatllCostYouExtra

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Song: ‘ I just wanna love you (Give it to Me)’ - Jay-Z

 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

 

Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen slash BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

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And they have this Special Offer to Listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast: Right now, You can get 20% off your first purchase! Just visit NativeDeodorant.com and use the promo code DIXIE during checkout.

 

Hey y’all, the Test Tickle deadline’s been extended! VOTE for your City by October 15th

Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Best Fiends’ with Shirley Gnome

Thursday, October 10th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Seattle, WA

Tickets at 

https://bawdybestfiendssea.eventbrite.com

 

Consent Academy’s ‘Consent to Be Yourself’

Friday, October 11th (National Coming Out Day event)

Gallery Erato

309 1st Ave S, Seattle, WA 98104

Seattle, WA

Tickets at https://www.strangertickets.com/events/100203900/q-consent-to-be-yourself

 

Chicago, IL

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

San Francisco, CA

 

Theme: ‘Wicked’

Friday, October 25th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at

https://bawdywickedsfo.eventbrite.com

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

SCHEDULE CHANGE: event now starts at 7:30 PM

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Tickets and More Info on all upcoming shows are at 

BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Are you a Nerd who loves research? Well, Dara M Wilson is, and what better time to study than Halloween ( or as she likes to call it, “Disneyland for people who F*ck”). And on this All Hallow’s Eve, her clever costume, a partner who wants her to initiate, and a houseful of revelers all come together for an exciting mid-party hookup. Their guests might even get to watch! It’s all perfect - until Dara’s gal shuts the party down. It’s definitely time for a tuneup, but when the ob/gyn can’t help, Dara turns to bottomless mimosas and a visit to Good Vibrations to learn something new about her own body. #ButtSex #TrickOrTreat #Halloween

 

Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Song: ‘Haunted Heart’ (Christina Aguilera)

 

Episode links:

 

Hashtag Open: Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen slash BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.

 

Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Each story is created with women in mind -- they’re relatable and immersive. And there’s something for everyone, whether you’re into men, women, or maybe both at the same time. Find stories about strangers meeting on the beach in Mexico, or seeing that ex you can't stop thinking about on the subway, or a partner who wants to up the ante in the bedroom. And the guided sessions can help unlock new confidence or heighten intimacy with your partner. They add three brand new stories every week, so you’ll always have more to explore. Whatever you’re in the mood for, Dipsea always keeps it real and really hot.  And for listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/DIXIE

 

Dixie’s fun photo adventure was captured by 

Natasha of Inamorata Photography

Check out Natasha’s work at inamorataphoto.com

On Twitter: @inamorata_photo

Hey y’all, the Test Tickle deadline’s been extended!

VOTE for your City by October 15th

Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Los Angeles, CA

 

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Busby’s East

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90036

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyLA

 

 

Seattle, WA

Theme: ‘Best Fiends’

 

Thursday, October 10th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Seattle, WA

Tickets at 

https://bawdybestfiendssea.eventbrite.com

 

 

Chicago, IL

 

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

 

San Francisco, CA

 

Theme: ‘Wicked’

Friday, October 25th, 2019

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa

San Francisco, CA 94110

Tickets at

https://bawdywickedsfo.eventbrite.com

 

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

SCHEDULE CHANGE: event now starts at 7:30 PM

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Tickets and More Info on all upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Kat Attack can’t stop thinking about her Ex, so she puts down the Ben & Jerry’s and gathers a stable of lovers. But when one hot Jewish caveman-magician in her harem recognizes that nostalgic look on her face, he thoughtfully teaches her to connect to her spirit guides for protection (pro tip: be careful with your archetypes - they might just cockblock you). Kat’s journey from sorrowful to service top will ring true for pegging enthusiasts, book nerds, erotic hypnotists, Burning Man attendees, hippie therapists, Game of Thrones fans, and inexperienced dommes everywhere. Have you ever dated a kinky advent calendar, mi lady? (Oh, and shoutout to my pals at Camp John Waters; I hear the Blowjob Contest was a *rousing* success this year!)

 

Song: ‘Sexy Weekend’ - Scoundrels

 

Episode links:

Manscaped.com: Support for Bawdy Storytelling comes from Manscaped, who is #1 in men’s below the belt grooming. Manscaped offers precision engineered tools for you or your man’s family jewels. Their sexy Lawn Mower 2.0 has proprietary Skin-Safe Technology so this trimmer won’t nick or snag any nuts! Untrimmed pubes are a thing of the past. Get clean or go home! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code Dixie at Manscaped.com!

 

The phrase ‘Top Biscuits’ is quoted as being coined by sexuality educator Midori (who is truly brilliant, ya know) Find out more about Midori’s classes, workshops and intensives (oooh, Forte Femme!) at https://www.fhp-inc.com/classes (Remember, she’s a travel junkie so she’s probably teaching near you)

Hey y’all, the Test Tickle deadline’s been extended!

VOTE for your City by October 1st

Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Seattle, WA

 

Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019

Hurts So Good

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdySEALiveSept2019

San Francisco, CA

 

Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair:

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty

(featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!)

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa 

San Francisco, CA 94107

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019

Will you be the winner of our WIN a Sybian Raffle? 

Check out this amazingly orgasmic experience at Sybian.com

 

Los Angeles

 

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Busby’s East

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90036

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyLA

 

Chicago, IL

 

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Oh the Irony! You get hired for a private session by a dreamy David Bowie lookalike - and then they just want you to cut their dick off.  BBC broadcaster and Author Nichi Hodgson is making her rent the way few underpaid journalists can: by moonlighting as a dominatrix. It’s all in a day’s work till handsome American Sebastian walks in with his overstuffed leather briefcase and penectomy fantasy. Read aloud from his dossier of post feminist, post colonial scissor-play fantasies? That’s easy enough. But when a single appointment turns into a real relationship, Nichi slowly realizes that she can’t change who he is. Should she tell him she loves him, or clamp a pair of glinty sharp poultry scissors onto his shaft and give him what he really wants? #WhyNotBoth #HappyBirthday

 

Song: ‘The Eunuch's Lament’ (David Massengill, Jack Hardy, Jeff Hardy, and Peter Tork)

 

Episode links:

Author, Broadcaster & Journalist Nichi Hodgson:

Website: http://nichihodgson.com/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/NichiHodgson

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nichihodgson/

 

Buy Nichi’s Books:

 

The Curious History of Dating: from Jane Austen to Tinder (Little, Brown):

http://bit.ly/historyofdating

 

Bound to You:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bound-You-Falling-love-dangerous-ebook/dp/B009HX7E5U/

 

Hey y’all, the Test Tickle deadline is in less than a week away! 

VOTE for your City by Monday, Sept 23rd (the first day of Fall)

Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Seattle, WA

 

Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019

Hurts So Good

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdySEALiveSept2019

San Francisco, CA

 

Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair:

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty

(featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!)

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa 

San Francisco, CA 94107

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019

Will you be the winner of our WIN a Sybian Raffle? 

Check out this amazingly orgasmic experience at Sybian.com

 

Los Angeles

 

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Busby’s East

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90036

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyLA

 

Chicago, IL

 

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Shouldn’t Condoms sell themselves? When sex educator wannabe Jessica Cerretani gets her dream job at a Boston’s premier prophylactic shop, she’s over the moon; not only can she make the world a safer, sexier place but people now see her as a femme fatale with mad skills. She’s in demand, and her dating life is looking up! Till her ‘Manwhore’ conveniently misses the last train one hot August night and they sizzle…and somehow fizzle. It may takes decades for her to read the whole story (on the internet) - or maybe it’s still a mystery. Wait, did that really happen? #VibratorVixen #BlogworthyBlowjob #MySpace

 

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song: ‘Holy Water’ (Madonna)

 

Episode links:

 

Join our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

 

Audible Escape: Audible Escape is a monthly subscription that provides unlimited listening to thousands of love stories. It’s not just for the die-hard romance fans—these audiobooks appeal to everyone who loves love! The package includes best sellers like The Kiss Quotient, the chart-topping series To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before, and popular classics such as Sense and Sensibility. There are also audiobooks narrated by celebrities like Blair Underwood, Dermot Mulroney, Jesse Metcalfe, and Rosamund Pike. Exclusive Audible Originals—stories you can’t get anywhere else . They have over 18k romance titles to choose from, there’s No commitment, and you can cancel anytime. Explore all the love stories by visiting audible.com, use the code Dixie and download the app to to get started - Join the community now and listen free for one month!  That’s audible.com/Dixie

 

Manscaped.com: Support for Bawdy Storytelling comes from Manscaped, who is #1 in men’s below the belt grooming. Manscaped offers precision engineered tools for you or your man’s family jewels. Their sexy Lawn Mower 2.0 has proprietary Skin-Safe Technology so this trimmer won’t nick or snag any nuts! Untrimmed pubes are a thing of the past. Get clean or go home! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code Dixie at Manscaped.com!

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon! We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA, even a special Bawdy show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Deadline approaching: VOTE for your City for the Test Tickle by Sept 23rd

Dixie wants your help to determine where Bawdy Storytelling Live is gonna go next… Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Seattle, WA

 

Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019

Hurts So Good

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdySEALiveSept2019

San Francisco, CA

 

Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair:

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty

(featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!)

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa 

San Francisco, CA 94107

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019

Will you be the winner of our WIN a Sybian Raffle? 

Check out this amazingly orgasmic experience at Sybian.com

 

Los Angeles

 

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Busby’s East

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90036

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyLA

 

Chicago, IL

 

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

 

Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re coming to your city! – at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe (Email me, y’all! I love your messages)

Have you ever had a fantasy that you’re fearful of sharing - and then when you do, you’re shamed for wanting it? After Saren O’Grady leaves the judgmental partner who responds to her secret with ‘Jesus, what’s wrong with you?’ she reinvents herself and discovers a new passion for weightlifting - and for her hot AF personal trainer, Jake. They fall hard and bond over a shared enthusiasm for competitive bodybuilding, but then she suffers a tragic sports injury. Devastated by her body’s new limitations, Saren’s fear and depression tell her that her deadlifting dreams *and* her perfect relationship are ending. Butt don’t worry: this story’s got hope *and* anal! Hey, what’s the latin term for a Happy Ending? #GoogleIt #Worthy #BodyPositive #Bootylicious

 

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song: ‘Butt Stuff’ (Matt Griffo)

Find more Matt at https://mattgriffo.com/

On Instagram: nstagram.com/mattgriffo/

On Twitter: @MattGriffo

On YouTube: /mattgriffo

 

Episode links:

Still glowing: Forbes Magazine called Bawdy Storytelling’s podcast the BEST!

http://bit.ly/BawdyForbes

 

Join our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

 

Native: Y’all, Take Care of Your Body. It's The Only Place You Have to Live!

Native is a company that creates safe, effective, simple products that people use in the bathroom everyday - products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. They have fewer, simpler ingredients - no aluminum, parabens or talc. Check out the more than 8,000 5-star reviews from their customers - and there’s No Risk to Try. They offer free returns and exchanges in the US if you’re not completely satisfied.

And they have this Special Offer to Listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast: Right now, You can get 20% off your first purchase! Just visit NativeDeodorant.com and use the promo code DIXIE during checkout.

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon! We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA, even a special Bawdy show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make donations via Paypal at  [email protected]

Deadline approaching: VOTE for your City for the Test Tickle! 

Dixie wants your help to determine where Bawdy Storytelling Live is gonna go next… So we're giving your City a little Tickle. 

Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Seattle, WA

 

Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019

Hurts So Good

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdySEALiveSept2019

San Francisco, CA

 

Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair:

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty

(featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!)

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa 

San Francisco, CA 94107

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019

Will you be the winner of our WIN a Sybian Raffle? 

Check out this amazingly orgasmic experience at Sybian.com

 

Los Angeles

 

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Busby’s East

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90036

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyLA

 

Chicago, IL

 

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

Fancy a splash of French Vanilla Custard, or maybe some delicious Maple Cream? Kinky Blind storyteller Marco Salsiccia returns to the podcast with his tale of discovery: the hidden world of erotic lactation! After stumbling upon the voluptuous curves of #ANR #ABF and Milk Munches (with discounted milkshakes for attendees, YUM), Marco discovers a warm, wet, welcoming community. Plus Jefferson Bergey wants you to know that music can soothe the savage breast - oh, and did I mention that Forbes Magazine says Bawdy Storytelling’s podcast is the BEST?! #HelloNurse #Oxytocin #BestOf

 

Song: ‘Dirty Little Secret’ (Jefferson Bergey)

We love Jefferson Bergey; he’s been writing custom songs for Bawdy Storytelling for years!

Want your own custom song from this talented singer/songwriter? 

Support Bergey on Patreon and he’ll write you one:

https://www.patreon.com/jeffersonbergey/

Website: http://www.jeffersonbergey.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jeffersonbergey/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jefferson.bergey

 

 

Episode links:

This week, Forbes Magazine called Bawdy Storytelling’s podcast the BEST!

http://bit.ly/BawdyForbes

 

Join our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at

https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

 

Native: Y’all, Take Care of Your Body. It's The Only Place You Have to Live!

Native is a company that creates safe, effective, simple products that people use in the bathroom everyday - products with trusted ingredients and trusted performance. They have fewer, simpler ingredients - no aluminum, parabens or talc. Check out the more than 8,000 5-star reviews from their customers - and there’s No Risk to Try. they offer free returns and exchanges in the US if you’re not completely satisfied.

And they have this Special Offer to Listeners of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast: Right now, You can get  20% off your first purchase! Just visit NativeDeodorant.com and use the promo code DIXIE during checkout.

 

Manscaped.com: Support for Bawdy Storytelling comes from Manscaped, who is #1 in men’s below the belt grooming. Manscaped offers precision engineered tools for you or your man’s family jewels. Their sexy Lawn Mower 2.0 has proprietary Skin-Safe Technology so this trimmer won’t nick your nuts! Manscaped makes untrimmed pubes are a thing of the past, and you’ll get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code Dixie at Manscaped.com! 

 

Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon!

New rewards coming soon - we’re improving your Patreon experience! You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place?

Join our Patreon at 

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

 

Or make a one-time donation via Paypal at  [email protected]

VOTE for Bawdy in your City for the Test Tickle: 

Have you ever wanted to go to an actual Bawdy Storytelling? You can make that happen - in your city.

Dixie wants your help to determine where Bawdy is gonna go next...

So we're giving your City a little Tickle. 

 

Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

 

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

And: We’ll be pulling the winner of our WIN a Sybian Raffle on Sunday, September 29th at our Folsom Event! Check out this amazingly orgasmic experience at Sybian.com

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Seattle, WA

 

Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019

Hurts So Good

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdySEALiveSept2019

San Francisco, CA

 

Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair:

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty

(featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!)

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa 

San Francisco, CA 94107

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019

 

Los Angeles

 

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Busby’s East

5364 Wilshire Blvd.

Los Angeles CA 90036

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyLA

 

Chicago, IL

 

Friday, October 18th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

When kinky model Charra Steele plays Dixie’s OKPervert dating game, she’s drawn to an ad from a single female who laments that Bawdy has never gotten her laid. They reply, and Charra wakes to a text suggesting a no makeup lunchtime meet-up to check out the chemistry, they’re both a YES and a threesome plan is hatched. But when Charra and her partner happen upon GlitterNip’s secret fantasy, our curvy heroine decides she will do whatever it takes to give this new friend a night she’ll never forget.

Ready for a Double Whammy? Andy Miles’ cross country move becomes a gender journey: just move from Atlanta to San Francisco, meet an Elvis lookalike at a play party, peg and facef*ck him while your husband cheers you on - oh crap, a Starbuck’s barista just changed everything. More, you say? A rather familiar buxom redhead (you know who I’m talking ‘bout) gets on the internet to beg for terrible sex… I mean, what could possibly go wrong? 

Enter the Welcome Circle, it’s Season 5! ##MildestToWildest TransMan

 

Song: ‘Look Good in Leather’ (Cody ChesnuTT)

 

Thank you to this episode’s Sponsors:

 

Manscaped.com: Support for Bawdy Storytelling comes from Manscaped, who is #1 in men’s below the belt grooming. Manscaped offers precision engineered tools for you or your man’s family jewels. Their sexy Lawn Mower 2.0 has proprietary Skin-Safe Technology so this trimmer won’t nick or snag any nuts! Untrimmed pubes are a thing of the past. Get clean or go home! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code Dixie at Manscaped.com! 

 

Audible Escape: Audible Escape is a monthly subscription that provides unlimited listening to thousands of love stories. It’s not just for the die-hard romance fans—these audiobooks appeal to everyone who loves love! The package includes best sellers like The Kiss Quotient, the chart-topping series To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before, and popular classics such as Sense and Sensibility. There are also audiobooks narrated by celebrities like Blair Underwood, Dermot Mulroney, Jesse Metcalfe, and Rosamund Pike. Exclusive Audible Originals—stories you can’t get anywhere else . They have over 18k romance titles to choose from, there’s No commitment, and you can cancel anytime. Explore all the love stories by visiting audible.com, use the code Dixie and download the app to to get started - Join the community now and listen free for one month!  That’s Audible.com/Dixie

Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:

 

Chicago, IL

 

Wednesday, Sept. 11th, 2019

Avondale Music Hall

3336 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyChicago

 

 

New York, NY

 

Wednesday, Sept. 18th, 2019

Chelsea Music Hall

407 W 15th St, New York, NY 10011

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdyNYC

 

 

Seattle, WA

 

Wednesday, Sept. 25th, 2019

Rebar Seattle

1114 Howell St, Seattle, WA 98101

Tickets at

http://bit.ly/BawdySEALiveSept2019

 

San Francisco, CA

 

Then we’re back in San Francisco for Folsom Street Fair:

Sunday, September 29th, 2019

‘Bawdy Storytelling’s Kinktacular’ Folsom Street Fair afterparty

(featuring Storytelling Superstar Mollena Williams-Haas & singer-songwriter Rachel Lark!)

Verdi Club

2424 Mariposa 

San Francisco, CA 94107

http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019

 

Tickets and More Info on upcoming shows are at BawdyStorytelling.com/Shows

 

Support Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon by visiting Patreon.com/Bawdy

Remember if you signed up during hiatus at the $5/up level on our Patreon, we have new videos for each week we were gone. You can still get the goods by signing up at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy

Just wanna help? You can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  [email protected]

VOTE for Bawdy Storytelling in your City with the Test Tickle: 

Have you ever wanted to go to an actual Bawdy Storytelling? You can make that happen - in your city. Dixie wants your help to determine where Bawdy is gonna go next… So we're giving your City a little Tickle. 

 

Learn how it works and VOTE at:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/testtickle

 

Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else:

https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

 

Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour