Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

Joey tells the story about the girl who sucked outside her circle. "A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson. I don't know who that blowhard was talking about - but my bitches have my back!! The chick with David Bowie's Vagina.

Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels animated!?! Based on musings from their popular RAWSOME podcast.

Really, you sent the getaway driver? That's so "B" team... Beach accidents - Fellini Style. Surveillance photos, they never catch your good side. And of course, the tale of the babysitter who could file down a key.

Attack of the apocalyptic monkeys. What's really at the end of the rainbow - leather pants and an ear beating? Nail clippers that multi-task. Mr. Softy and the Museum of Knuckleheads. Hooray, we have new theme music thanks to Mr. Gary Myrick.

Been caught stealing, when I was 5. Got a bowl movement up on deck, there's always the balcony. How to be a bookie when you ain't got Bank. Stop faking the funk as a nation!!

The tale of the Chinese woman and the bucket full of poison. See why Yelp ranks Joey as one of the top 5 best tour guides in North Hollywood. The things you see behind your brother's eye, during a cocaine blizzard. Hooray!!! Georgie H. visits the studio for our 50TH EPISODE !!!

Think before you ink. The tale of two Germans and the maid who lost her key. Crybabies, whiners and victims... Another typical Friday night at the movies.

Whether it be a random, spur-of-the-moment snapshot or a well-thought-out composition, phone sex photos ROCK! Joey shares a few tips on how to handle prison when one is faced with time. The inspirational tale of the girl who had to follow canned heat.

Joey waxes poetic over the great Roberto Clemente. Things you find when going anal. Sports camp confidential. The tale of the great 4th of July cake - American on the outside, Mexican on the inside.

Your fantasy heist still eating away at you after all these years? Curious about the things chicks do while their mouths are open and a handkerchief is in hand? Does the Tao of Jeet Kune Do compel you? Well, we got all the answers C*CKSUCKERS!!!