Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

Prayer circles, arson - not just for grown-ups, steroids, and things that taste like a nutty Irishmen in the still of the night.

Joey responds openly and honestly over a listener's e-mail. What to do when a cop pulls up next to you, as you are doing a line. Friends and the cool people they eventually become. Beware of the drunk Transexual and her ice cream scooper.

What does a child remember most when his family's apartment gets tossed by the cops? If you're Joey Diaz, probably a grandma and her ball of string... Subtext, why the hell is it so important and why do some people make money off of it? And of course, the pros and cons of dancing on a Prostitute's toes.

Joey talks about the bindles hidden in his mother's bra. The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club... Unless of course you have a PODCAST! Yes Virginia, sometimes Godfathers take you for an ice cream treat, sometimes they want to put a cap in your ASS! And of course, the tale of the wh*re with the bright idea.

Joey shares the tale of his first ever drug rip off - from his mom. The kids have their first on air hissy fit and GODDAMN IT Ming Melstein, we hope your plying your bait and switch fireworks scheme in HELL!

Who's bright idea was it to let Joey guard the Bar Mitzvah presents? Friends that can't let go, but still have the nerve to want their damn money back. Christ - will someone please give Felicia a cup of joe and an attitude adjustment?

The tale of the notorious Galaxy Towers and Joey's escape clause. Family secrets - why can't Grandma just tell everyone who she banged? Garlic farts, fact or fiction?

What does a cuban egg roll, pop rocks and a woman's monkey have in common? JOEY "COCO" DIAZ!!! This short but crazy episode, could be our most explosive podcast yet.

Dang, everywhere ya look there's that effing paper trail - thanks a lot internet! Joey lays down the law on social networking etiquette. Just how many rodeos has Felicia been to anyway? What Kardashian would be last on your f*ck buddy list? (Poor Bruce Jenner.) Joey explains why beach weddings and the groom's coke buddies, should never mix.

Joey looks for an open mic stage while on vacation with the in-laws in Tennessee. Felicia tells the tale of getting her ass kicked in front of her passed out mother. Who da hell is Sticky Charlie and why does his memory still haunt Joey. We are proud to announce that we have received the best e-mail in podcast history and we are eager to share it. And of course, Dr J!