Beauty and Da Beast Podcast w/ Joey Diaz and Felicia Michaels

How do you kill a Sunday afternoon? Ya go to a Charles Bronson double feature BITCHES!!! Screw Jason Statham, Joey and Felicia break down the original "Mechanic." Joey reminisces about the guy that got him out of Jersey, in the nick of time. Felicia reveals her most embarrassing television appearance. Taxi drivers, friend or foe? Street thugs versus cross country skier - who's really the A-hole during a blizzard on the mean streets of Jersey?

"Just For Men" hair dye, apparently not just for men. 2nd Moms, you can't live with out them - especially when they help you fence the goods. When a hooker offers you a deal, is it rude to inquire if she's at the beginning of her shift or the end of it? Joey shares the truth of rightfully getting his a** kicked by a little muscle Mary.

If you give a Martian a shovel, will he dig a hole? Is there an Idiots Guide to Tantric Sex? If a guy offers you money to help him into the mob - is it considered a "bringer" crime? Mental disease or mental weakness... What da hell is the difference!?!?!

What exactly do boys do when they form a circle? Joey's best bud reveals all about Joey. If a cl*t freezes, will a tongue get stuck on it? It's the Holiday Show!

Joey tells a tale from Girlfriends past - the one that keeps calling, to reminisce while being tied up for bondage, waiting for her new boyfriend's Viagara to kick in. If a kid mistakenly eats some mushrooms - do you tell the parents, or quietly leave the house before he starts tripping? Guard Dogs and the way they like their burgers. And of course - who farted?

Joey tells the tale of getting busted by the cops, due to messy snow shoes, leaving the scene of a crime. If a woman's monkey does a freeze-on, will her clit write the long over-due letter to it's Dad? Inspiration... Why is it so damn hard to find!?!?

Joey talks about enticing the ladies with chopped up baby aspirin and Anbesol. The Black Friday strategy of shoplifting thoughtful gifts for the ones you hold dearest to you. Some dead dicks are for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, these are the dead dicks that are liked the best...

What do you get your kidnapping victim on the 23rd Anniversary? How to find the best damn pistachio pudding in the prison system and if a man sticks his head inside a woman's vagina - will he finally find the elusive cone of silence?

Felicia talks about not feeling guilt, when one is found guilty as charged. Joey shares his story of seeing Pink Floyd's "The Wall" with Satan. And a sweet can of "whoop ass" is about to get opened, if a certain someone brings her mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving dinner - one more EFFING time!