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Hey look, it's your favorite podcast hosts, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! This week in the cave Bert kicks things off with a brand-new joke he swears is the best thing he’s ever written, before diving into an emotional (and hilarious) story about his late bull mastiff, and the wild twist involving the family dog's long-lost sister. From there, the Bears riff on straight cat dads, Bert’s “sleep divorce,” VR porn addictions, childhood prank calls, and even the lost art of memorizing phone numbers. Bert even calls his dead grandma and chit chats with scam caller live on air.

The episode only gets wilder as Tom and Bert review real OnlyFans submissions from fans, debate who should be the first official “2 Bears OF star,” and spiral into some truly insane pitches that only these two maniacs could come up with.

Plus: speech impediments, Elmer Fudd racism, trolling stories, gambling breakdowns from NFL Week 1, and Bert trying to recruit Zac Efron into a shirtless golf fantasy with their new NIL athlete. This might just be the best episode of this show in a long ass time, don’t miss it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 306

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:41 - Dogs & Cats

00:08:59 - VR Corn

00:17:30 - Memorizing Geography

00:23:24 - Memorizing Phone Numbers

00:31:35 - Prank Calls

00:37:59 - We Got Some OF Prospects

00:49:50 - Speech Impediments

00:53:45 - NFL Week 1 Gambling

00:59:51 - Bert Wants To Adopt Athletes

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