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August 24, 2025 The Eyes Have It - End Times Pt. 8 (Audio Fixed)
Previous version of this episode was sped up. This should be better.
Revelation starts heating up with the Four Horsemen, the Seven Seals, and the 144,000. There's probably more to say. I could talk about how funny we are, but that would be vain. I could talk about how funny you are, but that would be pandering. Maybe we could just pretend I had more interesting things to say here.
You know who wouldn't unleash the Seven Seals on humanity? Arthur Morgan. I think that makes him better than Jesus.
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Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

52 min
August 24, 2025 The Eyes Have It - End Times Pt. 8
Revelation starts heating up with the Four Horsemen, the Seven Seals, and the 144,000. There's probably more to say. I could talk about how funny we are, but that would be vain. I could talk about how funny you are, but that would be pandering. Maybe we could just pretend I had more interesting things to say here.
You know who wouldn't unleash the Seven Seals on humanity? Arthur Morgan. I think that makes him better than Jesus.
Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

52 min
August 03, 2025 Home of the Cheese Steak - End Times Pt. 7
We finally dig into the book of Revelation! I'd say more but I'm posting this late and screw it I'm just getting this posted.
Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

1 hr 16 min
July 13, 2025 The 40 Year Old Virgin - End Times Pt. 6
In our exploration of the evolution of the end times through the bible we have breached the thin gossamer layer betwixt the testaments old and slightly less old. So we're talking about Jesus stuff again.
What did Paul, who was writing decades before the first gospel was written, think was going to happen in the end times? And also, sure, what did the gospels say? And also, sure, what do we think about all of that? These are all extremely good questions that almost certainly will be answered by listening to this very week's episode.
I'm not phoning in these descriptions. YOU ARE!
Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

1 hr 12 min
July 01, 2025 Unigoats - End Times Pt. 5
Better late than never! Here's the rest of the book of Daniel in all it's "glory".
Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

1 hr 24 min
June 08, 2025 Lions, Daniels, and Statues... Oh my! - End Times Pt. 4
We start the book of Daniel. A book full of meaningful insights into what it means to think of the mind of God... or some confusing bullshit that made people feel smart by buying a scroll instead of giving a hungry guy some food. Oh yeah, just the fact they bought the scroll that the bible is based on pisses me off now. This is how militant atheism starts!
The writers of Daniel pretended to foretell the future. And Christians today pretend they were talking about people they weren't. That's it!
Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

1 hr 53 min
May 25, 2025 Virgin Bosom Buddies - End Times Pt. 3
Ok folks. We've said it before, but we really mean it this time, this is going to be a messed up one.
We're covering the book of Ezekiel and it is NOT light reading. It is weird. It is violent. It is a little kinky.
Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

1 hr 59 min
May 11, 2025 Episode Two - End Times Pt. 2
Happy Mother's day!
To celebrate, we continue digging into the end times by going through the book of Isaiah. How does this book define the end times? There is probably more to say about this episode but it's not coming to me so here we are.
By the way, we recorded these first few episodes a little while ago. We don't mention it but we are seeing your messages and comments welcoming us back. Thank you!
Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

1 hr 1 min
April 27, 2025 Anyway... The End Times - End Times Pt. 1
We're back! And we're going through the bible books chronologically from when they were written to see how the concept of "THE END TIMES" evolves. Because, big surprise, the bible is very inconsistent with what "THE END TIMES" means.
In this episode we cover the books of Amos, Hosea, and Micah and we try to figure out what "the day of the lord" is supposed to mean.
Stay tuned every other Sunday for a new episode.
Website - https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

1 hr 11 min
November 17, 2024 Whatever This Is
What's up! We just wanted to check in for no particular reason whatsoever. Definitely doesn't have to do with the fist of christian nationalist fascism choking the puppy of democracy.

Where do we go from here? What role, if any, does this show have in the discussion? Does Josh's voice give you the naughty tingles? All these questions and more will be asked and answered and promptly forgotten.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_and_the_woman_taken_in_adultery
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YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@bibleatheists

39 min

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Often we’re told that we need to read the bible. That it would cure us of our atheism. We’re told that the bible is perfect and all answers come from the bible. Welp, let’s take a look at what the…