After several “Good Morning Big Fatty” greetings, the Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included lots of reading, a gentleman caller, Seniorcize class and triscuits. Plus there are numerous So-So questions to be answered. Happy National Baked Scallops Day.

The Fat One returns with a soggy day in Fat Acres which included nattering about salads, popcorn, book club reading and some then some So-So questions. Happy Nut Waffles Day (not blue ones).

The Fat One has sprung forward with a recap of his weekend which included a trip to a Horrah Event plus some nattering about the ham map, clean sheets, Granny’s soap opera and a little disturbing news from the Blime Time crew. Happy National Blueberry Popover Day.

The Fat One closes out the last week of Standard Time with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included so nattering about the Survivor and the debut of The Big Run and a few So-So questions. Happy National Cereal Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which includes a lot of nattering about the Dancin’ With the Stars show, the weather, a gas report and the coupon! Happy National Oreo Cookrie Day.

The Fat One returns with a VERY SHORT recap of his day and several VERY LONG voiceletters before answering some VERY So-So questions. Happy National Cheese Doodle Day.

The Fat One returns with news about the Ham Map, the conclusion of the weekend and several additional So-So questions. Happy Mardi Gras!

The Fat One kicks off March with a recap of his weekend which included Nippa Walking, Friday at Fatty’s, a gentleman caller and more. Happy National Cold Cuts Day.

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included quiz program nattering, a visit from Young Nicklas, a new pin on the Ham Map and lots of So-So questions. Happy National Chocolate Soufflé Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included So-So questions, a Shart Week Throwback, an e-letter and the coupon! Happy National Strawberry Day.