After several “Good Morning” messages, the Fat One reveals a secret trip along with a recap of his day which included nattering about the new microhoist, socks, sportsball and small changes to the news plus there’s even time for an “Ask Big Fatty” question.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included LOTS of Big Brother nattering, the resolution of the charge-a-plate calamity and a decision on which micro hoist to use… plus NEW PANTS. Happy National Penuche Fudge Day.

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend which included Friday at Fatty’s, sportsball, Big Brother uttering, grill issues and more. Happy National Junk Food Day.

The Fat One closes out the week with a recap of his day that included ice cream, Big Brother, Seniorcize class, a new subscription and several surprises from the Lesbiterian Delivery Service. Happy National Sour Candy Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which includes nattering about sportsball, butter, the coupon and more. Plus there’s an International voiceletter to enjoy. Happy National Ice Cream Day.

After several “Good Morning” greetings, the Fat One returns with a recap of his day that included sportsball, bacon from the UK, a scone and Kohl’s trip, the gas report and more Big Brother nattering. Happy National Hot Dog Day.

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day but mostly natters about Big Brother and even has a Big Brother voiceletter. Happy National Gummi Worm Day.

The Fat One is back in the villa with a recap of his week in Hooterville before passing along some very sad news. Happy National Macaroni and Cheese Day.

The Fat One is getting ready for his brother’s celebration tomorrow but takes time to answer an “Ask Big Fatty” question before nattering about an upcoming trip down the Yellow Brick Road, the interior room tour of the Big Brother house and his impressions of the opening night episode. Happy National French Fried Potatoes Day.

The Fat One is back, as is the Full Moon, with lots of nattering about the Big Brother contestants plus a few final details before he left the Villa yesterday. Plus there’s a letter from Patty, Patty Bacon and much more. Happy National Pick Blueberries Day.