This week in Cancun, Bill's alter ego becomes a sensation, Sam explains the mechanics of horse hell, Todd laments his rejected Ben & Jerry's ideas, and Howard takes up urine prospecting.

In Cancun, the Teachers are still trying out new show intros. Sam is being followed by a hammerhead shark, Todd goes on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, and Bill gets choked up at his daughter's wedding.

This week's episode was recorded in the early 2000s, while the Teachers were living in Cancun. Howard explains why he's a Jerry Springer purist, Sam doesn't regret betting on Y2K, and Bill tries to get closer to Enrique Iglesias through his son.

The Teachers talk about hell, Todd's step count, and Howard's fear of water. Later, Bill's brother Chris Cravy (Devin Field) makes his bid to become a permanent co-host of the show.

The Teachers talk about the Easter Bunny, the first viral video, and the pattern game. Later, Hamilton's dairy supplier Mr. Hasan (Mano Agapion) stops by to explain why lactose tolerance is more important than ever.

The Teachers talk about Goop, hugging, and Howard's disastrous slam dunk contest. Later, Bishop R.L. Bakes (Jacquis Neal) stops by to save Todd's soul with his holy oil.

The Teachers discuss player-mascots, a telegram from Bill and Todd's new relationship. Later, Hamilton Middle School student Luke Krakoski (Kimia Behpoornia) stops by to learn a little bit about going to Hamilton High.

The Teachers discuss Howard filling in as basketball coach and their new addiction. Later, Brock Brostein (Rob Huebel) stops by to discuss his speech at the school assembly about drinking and driving.

The Teachers discuss Howard accidentally calling the vice principal mom, Theatre Pass and Bill considers taking a big next step to get the word out on Beef Diaper.

The Teachers discuss Todd's phone calls, Howard being benched in life and Bill's Shark Tank pitch. Later, parent Mr. DeLorean stops by to talk about his daughter's bullying at school and home.