Welcome Back From The Weekend!!!! Today We Talked About Things Being Discounted After A Holiday Due To Overstock – And Why Booze Isn’t On Clearance After St. Patty’s Day, How Taking Kids To Eat At The Casino Feels Wrong Somehow – But They Got That Velvet Rope Though…, How To Get Arrested For Drinking The Right Way, What Everyone Did For St. Patrick’s Day – Sam Had A Visit From A Real Life Leprechaun, Dressing As A School Girl Is Weird, An Indiana Genius Who Took A Cab To And From A Bank Robbery, Jesus Came Back After 90 Years – Still A Little Early For Easter, Decades Old Rape Solved By Plant Pissing – “Is This Your SPECIAL BUSH?!?!”, Gimpy Is Probably A People Murderer, March Madness Has Been Wild – Nothing But Upsets And Kids Throwing up, A Surprise Call From Josie Scott, People Going To Prison For Things They Didn’t Do, The Top 10 Best Selling Concerts Of The Year So Far, That Dude From IKEA Left Billions To Charity, Bombings In Austin, The Bridge Collapse In Florida, Jeff Hensley Stopped By Again, Best And Worst Of The Weekend, Our Listeners Are Awesome!!!!!! How Is Your March Madness Bracket Looking??????

Happy Friggin’ A Friday!! WEEK-END!!! Wooh!!!! Today We Gave Beer To A Buncha People Who Wish They’d Done Stuff A Little Differently!! Today We Talked About All The People Who Wanted To Know Ehy Gimpy Was Working On his Car In A QuikTrip Parking Lot - “Just Jam It In There And Pull It Out Real Fast!”, Good Tires Cost Money, The Need For Speed – Sam And Corbin Don’t Feel It, “What We Do Is What We Do”, Upsets In The NCAA Tourney – Pop Had Arizona To Make The Final Four, Calling About Medical Bills – Always Do it, “I Love Jammin’ Clam!”, The ‘Six Month Rule’ Of Dating, Gelato And Guinness? – Yes, Please, Stormy Daniels Pornhub Searches Are WAAAAAAY Up, Playing The Tuba – Tuba Contests Do Exist, People Gettin’ Them Snuggie Refunds, Mike Dropped By Again For Free Food Friday, Struggle Is Wheel, Willy Nilly!!!!!! Do You Know Anyone Who Can Speak Klingon??????

Happy Conspiracy Theory Thursday!!! It’s One Day Closer To Friday!!!! Today We Talked About That Kid Katy Perry Tricked Into Kissing Her – If Lionel Richie Had Done That He’d Be A Perv, Sam’s Starbucks Boyfriend Is A Creeper, Everyone’s First Kiss, Gimpy’s Academia – Or Lack Thereof, Parenting In Today’s Day And Age, How The Penis Museum In Iceland Is Causing Some Confusion, A Man Who Caught A Felony In A Dog Toy Attack, A US Airman Who Shot His Whole Family – Tragic, All The NFL Teams That Are Saying That They Are Gonna Be Good This Year - #MakeClevelandGreatAgain, Mike Gundy Says He Will Pony Up The Bread To Help Make Stillwater Schools Safe From A School Shooter, Nick Newell – The One Armed Badass, Russian Spies Who Got Poisoned In UK Restaurant, Doing Super Cool Spy Stuff – Being The Drop Guy, That Steve Guy From Blues Clues Wants To Wrestle John Cena For The Host Job, Master Classes – Everyone Wants To Do One, Netflix Is Spying On You – And They Think Some Movies May Just Be To Scary For You, Conspiracy Theories!!!!!! What’s Your Biggest In Car ‘WTF Moment’??????

Hell Yeah!! HUUUUMP DAAAAAYYY!!!! Today We Talked About How Stephen Hawking Died - Craig Mack Died Too… No One On The Show Knew, An Abusive Message Left On Voicemail Over Christmas Decorations, A Science Teacher Who Fed A Live Puppy To A Turtle In Front Of His Class - SAVAGE, A Dude Who Let The Cops Walk Right In his Apartment – They Find His Weed Plants Immediately, Football Free Agency Starts Today, Whether Sam Bradford Is Overpaid For ‘Doing Nothing’, A Girl Who Decided To Sell Her Virginity Because Her Boyfriend Cheated On Her – Asking $10,000,000, The Alice In Chains Show – Layne Staley Won’t Be There, How Elon Musk Is Trying To Explain Why He Launched An Expensive Ass Car Into Space – Uh-huh…, The Video Of That Bail Bondsmen Chick Who Shot That Dude And Got Acquitted – Might Not Have Been So Innocent, A White House Visitor Who Was Mean Mugging Trump, A Couple Whose Dog Died On A Flight – Might Have Been The Stewardess’ Fault, Stump Sam, Top 5 Songs!!!!!! Would Gimpy Have Been Fed To Turtles, Back In The ‘Old Days’, For Being Lame??????

Happy Twofer Tuesday!!!! Today We Talked About Decorating Easter Eggs – It Ain’t The Same These Days, How Hiding Eggs Is A Weird Thing To Do, Kirk Cameron Went To Jesus – Maybe Bieber Is Next, Sam’s Three Weeks Are Up - Getting Loded On Sugar Today, Corbin’s Gonna Eat A Seven Day Old Yogurt, A Possibly Drunken Bride Who Had A Wreck On The Way To The Wedding – Maybe It Was Divine Intervention, A Judge Who Forced A Family To Rename Their Baby, A Chick Who Drugged Kids At Daycare To Go Tanning, How To Properly Pick Your NCAA Brackets, Being #TwitterMad, People Fake Raging Because Katy Perry Killed A Nun Over A House, Cheatin’ Bitches On Ashley Madison, Whether Or Not You Could Watch Someone Else Bang Your Significant Other, Today Is Ken Doll Day – No One Cares, Crazy Stuff About Brad Meltzer And His New Book, Gimpy’s Dead Dogs And The Lizard, Listener Emails, To Tell The Truth!!!!!! Why Does Jesus Hate The Eggs Anyway??????

Welcome Back From The Weekend!!!! Today We Had A Big Announcement That We Gave Away Tickets For… Before We Even Announced What It Was!!! Talked About Spring Break And Girls Gone Wild - #ButtLuge, Tongue Piercings And Other Things That Tell You Whether Someone Is Sexually Active – If She Smokes She…, A Nightclub That Got Shut Down Because Of A Whore On A Horse, A Lawsuit That Alleges Injuries From A Fake Booby, How NYC Is Pooping All Over Birmingham – Literally - #RollTide, All The Teams That Did And Didn’t Make The March Madness Tourney, How Gimpy Locked Himself In The Garage – Or The Closet…, Netflix Just Handing Out Shows To Anyone, Tim McGraw Collapsing On Stage In Dublin – Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug, Corbin Is Looking For A Swing Set – They Be EXPENSIVE, How Daylight Savings Time Sucks – Makes People Pissy, A Chick Who Murdered Her Husband And Lied About His Disappearance For Two Years – No One Ever Asked About Him, Best And Worst Of The Weekend, Our Listeners Are Awesome, Jeff Hensley Stopped By Again, And Our Big Announcement!!!!!! What Are You Doing For Spring Break This Year??!!??!!

Happy Friggin’ A Friday!!!! Today We Gave Beer To A Bunch Of Braggarts Who Just Won’t Get Off That Horse!! Talked About How Sam’s Sugar Fast Is Almost Over – But She’s Pissed That Simba Is Making Better Progress Than Her, Corbin ‘Accidentally’ Teased Sam With His Coffee, You Can’t Wear A Band Shirt Unless You Can Name Ateast Two People In That Band, Non-Dairy Foods Suck Ass – Except The Ice Cream, NCAA Basketball Was Awesome Lastnight – Things Are Heating Up In The Hunt For March Madness, Everyone’s Good Deed That They Are Hanging Onto – Some Maybe Not So Good, The Damn Clocks ‘Spring Forward’ This Weekend – Daylight Saving Time Is Stupid, Battle Buddies – Your ‘Ride or Die’, Getting Exes On The Show To Do Interviews – UH-OH!, The Oklahoma Teacher Walk-Out, Confusing Good Deeds With Exercises In Morality, Hating On Exes Who Upgraded, Willy Nilly, The Struggle Is Wheel!!!!!! Is It Weird To Ask Another Guy About A Problem With Your Sex Life With Your Life??????

Happy Conspiracy Theory Thursday!! One Day Closer To Friday!!! Today We Talked About Hoe Good J-Lo Still Looks At 48, Licking Sweat Off Of People, Male Strippers Are Greasy – And The People Who Interview And Handle These Guys, Jerry O’Connell’s Filling In For Wendy Williams – And His Net Worth, A Big Ass Lizard Named Bubbles Who Escaped A California Pet Shop, Another Dude Who Was Caught Masturbating On A Plane – Apparently Gimpy Gets Notifications Whenever Someone Faps On A Flight, A Dad Who Made His Bully Son Run To School, OU Basketball Sucks This Year – But They Are Still Gonna Make The Tournament Somehow, Gimpy Wanted To Talk About People Who Don’t Get Along All The Time – Sam Is Mad At Gimpy For Some Reason Right Now, That Kid From Parkland Who Committed To Play Football At Massachusetts College, Life On Mars And The NASA Cover Up, Things In Space: How They Deuce In Space, Ice Cream Flavors In Space And SPACE BABIES, A Woman Who Saw Big Foot Gets Told She Didn’t – Now She’s Suing, The Bizarre And Tragic Story About The Amber Alert In Norman Yesterday, A Dude Who Ate A Slug And Now He’s Paralyzed, Mr. Skin Fills Us In On All The Details About The 19th Annual Anatomy Awards!!!! Would Consider Banging Your First Cousin?????? - Columbia University Says It’s Okay!!!!!!

Hell Yeah!! HUUUMP DAAAAYYY!!!! Today We Started Off By Apologizing For Today’s Top 5 – We’re Sorry!! Talked About Zamfir And His Masterful Pan Fluting, Whether They Still Make Kids Play Those God Awful Recorders, Some Boobs That Got Sent All Over Utah By Lawyers, A Crime Spree That Started Because Of Impending Zombies, A Mother Of The Year Who Went Home To Check On Her Child That Had Just Been Shot - Then Went On Back To Work, The Diamondbacks Are Bringing Back Flashy Bullpen Carts – No One Cares, Sam’s Uber Driver And His Weird Ass Rules – Mr. Prude, A Listener Who Doesn’t Like The Word Goddamn – And All The Words You Can Use Instead Of Curse Words, A Weak Ass List Of The Most Recognizable Movie Characters Of All Time, Gimpy Got Left Out The Conversation About Mean Girls, A Woman Who Jacked Up An Intruder Who Had A Gun… With A MEAT CLEAVER, The Rock Accepted His Razzie For Baywatch, How No Porn Movie Starts With A Letter After ‘C’, That Bachelor Dude Who Changed His Mind On That Bitch, Stump Sam, Pick The Flick, Top 5 Songs!!!! Can You Have More Than One ‘Ride Or Die’??????

Happy Twofer Tuesday!!! Sam Told Us All About The Pink Concert Last Night, Tainted Mexican Meat Will Get You In Trouble, We Learn How To Be Better At Sex, Read Some Listener E-Mails, Road Rage Here In Tulsa, A Gimpy Goes Full On Dad Mode This Morning!!!!