Happy Friggin' A Friday!!!! Gave Away Beer To A Bunch Of Suckers For Love!! Today We Talked About The Prince Getting Married - Sam Still Isn't, Playboy Bunny Outfits Aren't So Hot, Coitus Interuptus, Having Sam's Wedding On Air - Raffling Off Tickets, Johnny Manziel's #ComebackSzn, The Craziest Things Everyone Has Done For Love, Sam Took A Boatride Through Beheadin' Country - Her Old Man Might Have Been Trying To Sell Her In Guatemala, Corbin Slimed Sam - Sam Slimed Gimpy's Crotch, Crazy Facts About The School Shooter - He Ubered To The Scene!!!! What Is A Damn Sandwich Anyway??!!??!!

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY EVE!!! We Talked About The Tragic School Shooting In Florida – How This One Felt Different Somehow, German Police Probe A Crazy Pizza Stalker, A Woman Who Gouged Her Own Damn Eyes Out, Clinic Keeps Baby From A Mom Who Couldn’t Pay Bills, Rednecks Are Not A Viable Deterrent For School Shootings, Creeper Makes Dirty Comments About Chloe Kim – Gets Patrick Conner Fired, Gimpy Asks Everyone A Burning Question, Computers Are Gunked Up With Dead Ass, A Shifty Segment – ‘Shift Happens’, Studies Show People May Be Conscious After Death Alot Longer Then You’re Comfortable With – We May Be Trapped In The Matrix, I-Robot May Be Coming – But Robot Fails Are Hilarious, Famous Whiskey Fortune Heir Bought A Girl… TO EAT, Woman Puts Up Billboard To Try And Reconcile A Missed Connection From The Subway – Might Be Cray-Cray, Grocery Delivery In An Hour, FAPPING TO DR. PHIL, Corbin To Sam: ‘We’re Never Getting Married’, Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Was Someone Else’s Idea – Or He Thought So While Drunk, Luke Wilson’s Car Wreck!!!! What Song Would You Wanna Die To??!!??!!

Hell Yeah, HUUUUUMP DAAAAYYY!!! And A Happy Valentine's Day To All As Well!! Today We Talked About Valentine's Day Gifts - And How ALL Men HAVE TO Do Something (Even Simba), Flowers Are Stupid Expensive For No Good Reason, Sam Thinks Of All The Guys She Works With Last For Valentines - Except The Intern, Some People Who Slept In A Damn Doghouse On Purpose, An Old Lady Who Had A Bangload Of Drugs, A Condom Campaign Draws Attention To Animals, The Speed Skater Who Had Her Gold Medal Dreams Crushed In 45 Seconds, Shaun White Won The Gold Again - But Twitter Says He Hates America, The Seaman Sam Olympics - And The Condom (Which Corbin Forgot) That Took The Intern Forever To Get, A Woman Who Got Trashed And Handsy Gets Tied Up On A Jet Blue Flight - Sentenced To 20 Years, Gubment Food Boxes Is Coming Soon, Connecticut Accent Impressions, Kids Need To Stop Having Best Friends, Dude Who Brings His Demented Wife Chocolates In Same Box For Nearly 40 Years, Stump Sam, Top 5 Songs, Pick The Flick!!!! What IS The Answer To Food Stamp Reform??!!??!!

Happy Twofer Tuesday!!! Today We Talked About Some Morons Who Are Protesting Peter Rabbit Over Food Allergy Insensitivity, Cartoons Are Absurd And People Take Them Way Too Seriously, Epipens Are Ridiculously Expensive, A Woman Who Hired A Hitman To Kill HER, A Seven Eleven Worker Who Survived An Assault By A Cuban... Sandwich, A President Who Told His Soldiers To Shoot Women In Their Vaginas - Nope, Wasn't Trump, An Ex-Baseball Player Who Got Caught With A Bang Of Blow, Things From Our Childhoods That Have Very Dark Sides - The Dude Who Wrote Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Hated Jews, And The Original Red Ranger Was A Murderer, Everyone's Big TV "5 Minutes Of Fame" - Sam Likes Turtles, The Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty or Train??, Selfish = Sell Fish, Sam Has Hungry Eyes, Dip Or Cigarettes, Sex Toy Talk - Most People Want Their Sex Dolls To Look Like A Co-Worker Or Neighbor, Listener Emails, To Tell The Truth!!!! How Long Is Love Supposed To Last??!!??!!

Welcome Back From The Weekend!!! Today We Talked About Corbin's Vasectomy - And How He Sent Pics Of His Shiny Balls, A Dude Who Whooped Someone Else's Kid, A Chick Who Hid Drugs In Her Weave, A Guy Who Fought His Roommate Over Stale Cereal, All The Olympic Delays - Because Winter Is Cold, The Gang Shamelessly Plugged Their Endorsements, Stranger Things Seasons Strangely Getting Shorter, We Talked To A Vet Who Saw Some Crazy Stuff In Afghanistan, A Couple Of Pimps Who Added Metal Into Their Penis And Cut A Hookers Arm With A Sword, A Waitress At A Florida Outback Blasted Customers On Social Media For Not Tipping - On A To-Go Order, Our Listeners Are Awesome, Hensley Legal Services!!! How Many Questions Does It Take To Figure Out What You Like In The Damn Bedroom!!??!!??

Happy Friggin' A Friday!!!! Today We Gave Away Beer To Some Smart Investors!! We Talked About Sam's Little Old Man Friend - And Whether He Is Still Kickin', Sam Banged A Dude Once - Duh, She's Gonna Have Her Homewreckin' Friend At Her Wedding, LeBron Might Be Going To The Lakers, Everyone's Best Financial Decisions - Sam's Was Simba, Co-Spending, Corbin Hates The Intern, Dude Bartered Up From A Paperclip To A House,Logan Paul Is Still A Festering Turd, The Struggle Is Wheel, Willy Nilly!!! Corbin Likes Snowballing!!??!!??

It's Conspiracy Thursday Again, And One Day Closer To Friday!!! Today We Talked About The Spice Girls Reunion Show That Is Gonna Be In Town Soon - Strip Clubs Need To Have Spice Girls Themed Night To Cater To The Dudes Whose Wives Will Be At This Show!!, Waxing Babies' Unibrows, A Cornell Frat That Got In Trouble For Having A 'Heavyweight Sex Championship' Contest, How Josh McDaniels Trolled The Colts And The Andrew Luck Injury Conspiracy, A Kid Who Hired A Stripper To Come Dance At His Middle School, Mayonaising The Door Handles And Other Such Prankery, A Stripper Who Did A Show At KFC - FAT!!, Quincy Jones Says Richard Pryor Banged Marlon Brando And The Beatles Sucked Out Loud, Flat Earthers Say Elon Musk Is Making Up The Whole Star Man Thing, The Worst Bands Of All Time - Is There A Conspiracy Against Nickelback???, How William Hung Was A Huge Success, Found Out What Sam And Gimpy Remember About Sex Ed, States That Give Paternal Rights To Rapists, Sam's 'Birth Control'!!! But For Real... Is 'Toaster Strudel' An Approved Method Of Contraception, And COULD The World REALLY Be Flat!!??!!??

Hell Yeah, HUUUUMP DAAAAAAYYYY!!! Today We Talked About Rich People Launching Expensive Cars Into Space, How Owning A Tesla Would Somehow Make Corbin More Of A Douche, A Dude Who Smacked His Bitch Up For Trash Talking Ol' Tommy B., A Lady Who Won The Lotto And Couldn't Claim It, Some Weird Polygamists Who Are Really Just Swingers, Sam Is In Love With Love, Gronk Got Robbed, How Corbin And Gimpy Played With Each Other Last Week, The Best Movies Filmed In Each State, Gimpy Shooting Gross Juice All Over His Car Window, The NEW Rule That Says Lawmakers Can't Bang Their Employees - And How There Somehow Wasn't One Already, The Internet People Wanting To Know How You Take Eggs Out Of The Carton, Gimpy Likes Crumby Butter, Stump Sam, Pick The Flick, Top 5 Songs!!! Someone Thought The Art Of The Deal Was About A Guy With a Tiny Penis!!??!!??

We Let You In On Our Morning Routines, We Find Out Corbin Is Disgusting, Mark Zuckerburg Is The Man, This Week's Listener E-Mails Were Something Else, Gimpy Finally Gets A "W", And Is It Abuse For A dad To Cut His Daughters Hair Off For Breaking The Rules?!?!?!?

Welcome Back From The Weekend!!! We Talk About The Best & Worst Parts, Why Would One Refuse Treatment After Being Stabbed In The Back, If You'e Looking To Buy A CD Don't Go To Best Buy, We Spoke To An Awesome Listener, There's An App For Your Kids That Tells Them They Would Look Better With A Knife Sticking Out Of Them, & Gimpy Surprises Us With His Superbowl Knowledge!!!