As usual, we get some questions that leave us exasperated and confused – thank you for them.

Darren admits he’d love nothing more than lasers in his eyes and it emerges he has a strange fixation with punching walls – or having the ability to do it anyway.

We field a question about a sunburned bullock and a flimsy excuse, and display a general ignorance of the farming life.

Darren tries to use the podcast to finagle his way into a sponsorship deal with a very particular sponsor, and some that have us blackening the reputation of many animal species.

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