Joe’s under siege from April Fools’ pranks as Moira goes all-in with fake Sky Sports headlines, while Darren admits he completely forgot April Fools’ Day and starts pitching terrible prank ideas involving fake dog poo and frozen soup.

Darren gets absolutely roasted by Joe for cancelling a Vegas holiday over TikTok-fuelled fears of bombs and world war. Joe also shares how his ma quit her job so quietly the staff literally thought she died, while Darren has worries about his unsettling sleepwalking habit of lining cleaning products up in the hall.

They get into Louis Theroux docs, TV shows that “jump the shark”, the reading vs watching experience, rigged raffles and Darren blagging his way into a box at the Ireland match while Joe had to watch the Ireland game through the back of ignorant people's heads.

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This week in the “Church of Stall It”, the lads are answering another stealing dilemma, starting with an Elsa doll mix-up and ending up with Joe off on a full-blown rant about Disney adults robbing the magic from kids.

Darren has to answer a truly grim hypothetical about how many fingers or toes he would sacrifice to get Frank back from dognappers, or whether he’d spend a whole year talking like The Monk instead.

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Joe has been at the documentaries again and takes it upon himself to give a lecture on the science behind nuclear bombs which results in a debate about whether water is wet.

We also get to hear about the time Joe confronts a childhood bully with suprising results and Darren (un)fondly recalls taking a smack at a bus stop.

They also count the cost of those frankly hilarious animal A.I videos and they take dig out some of their favourite ads of all time.

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This week the boys get to come up with some fresh ideas to fleece tourists one of which involves getting a rub off a Dublin landmark.

A listener asks them if 3 million quid is enough to risk their reputationm and we hear a heartwarming tale from Darren about finding a lost wallet in 'The Shire'.

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Now that the shamrocks have been stored away for another year, Darren and Joe take a reflective look back on their own Paddy's Day 2026. Joe thought he'd sample a parade outside of Dublin and the reviews are mixed to put it mildly. Darren's was a more DIY affair on the other hand.

They get to tell, for the first time, the brazen stroke they had to pull to get into the Oscar Wilde party in L.A and Joe recounts a recent an audition that has has him cringeing ever since.

Oh and Darren gets caught rapid by Nidge himself.

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In this week's bonus the boys ponder whether they could blag their way around dublin for free for an entire month.

Joe fondly reminisces about the best chipper in Dublin and they get asked the question to end all questions...who'd win in a fight between their Mas.

Darren reaches back into the recesses of his beautiful brain for a bizarre ad from back in the day featuring an entitled child and his poo related demands.

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This week Darren and Joe take a walk, or rather a jump into memory lane as they revisit some of the absolutely mad/life threatening things kids used to get up to to amuse themselves back in the day.

Fresh from being part of a media event they hit us with some mindblowing facts about social media before Joe reveals that Darren let rip on stage...and not in a conversational way.

Darren has watched the Louis Theroux doc that everyone is talking about and they get into it about the current state of the 'Manosphere'.

So all in all they go on quite the journey this week it's fair to say.

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The boys are back in bonus town with a fistful of mad queries from you the listener.

This week they have 24 hours to survive being hunted in Dublin and somehow concoct a scenario that they're being chased by a fat zombie no less.

James from Georgia is back with a particularly geeky challenge and Darren is surprisingly on board! (an excellent pun there that will make sense once you listen)

Plus if you're a fasn of Christopher Walken impressions you're in for an absolute treat.

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Darren stumbles across a bizarre sight on a trip to Blanch that kicks of a discussion that could potentially land the two boys with MILLIONS!

Joe throws around some WILD accusations about a mystery irish celebrity and they get to breakdown the nutritional value of dogfood.

...AND Joe has a rage inducing encounter with his son's piano teacher which sends him spiralling.

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Listener discretion advised: This episode contains frank discussion of pooing in pubs.

So yeah, this week's conversation takes a bit of a turn, specifically in the direction (or not) of the pub toilet as the lads reveals their objections to making full use of the pub's facilities.

We also get to hear Darren's thoughts on jeans and they marvel at lads back in the day wearing suits...even on a Tuesday!

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