The bean juice and ketchup debate rages on and Joe is, unsurprisingly, not backing down.

We completely lose our composure as we remember the Eurosaver menu.

And we outrage ourselves over your questions about drinking tea from a glass and old wives tales.

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We almost have no Joe this week, and Darren isn’t sure if him showing up late is better than never showing up at all.

We take a trawl through Darren’s looks throughout the ages and as we analyse his timeline we realise he has regressed, around the time he and Joe got into a relationship.

We hear about Darren’s big audition to land a potentially career altering role, which ends up in an excruciatingly awkward moment.

Two of Darren’s most beloved creations reenact a famous movie scene.

Joe’s American adventure has moved to the commercial world, and finds him meeting more dodgy characters and places, and bemoaning the massive chunk of Americans who have never, and never will, leave their country.

And we ponder some plans for a big milestone we have coming up, and the tin whistle is on the cards.

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We consider fashion through the ages, and somehow end up with Darren imagining being jocked during the Free Love era.

There’s a bath of beans that leads on to a hearted debate about the specific differences, or not, between ketchup and the tomato juice in your tin of baked beans.

One listener asks a question that finds an unwelcome response (sorry) and Joe continues to forget our most dedicated American listener.

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Darren reveals a new talent as he unveils his latest artistic creation, and all before he heads off to judge a school talent contest where he hopes ane expects to see a dog performing tricks.

Joe’s life in America reaches ever greater heights of glamour as he’s started microwaving his veg, but he has finally made it to the stage as his play gets underway.

Meanwhile at home his dinosaur has been attracting local attention.

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This week your questions bring us the offer of living each other’s lives, the dangers of having your life’s private correspondence displayed on a telly around your neck in exchange for some big cash rewards, the chance to relive one day from the past, and we get us into a housing appliance Royal Rumble.

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In slightly less grotesque surrounding this week, Joe updates us on progress with his odyssey in the world of theatre. Things are not going great, and there is suspicion the whole story about his life as a co-star in the USA may just be an elaborate ruse to take a holiday.

Among his tall tales are claims the rats are chasing him down the street on his scooter, and among his unfortunate admissions is that he now lives in some kind of glass box.

Accepting Joe's challenge, Darren tries his hand at highbrow acting, taking a run at one of theatre’s most challenging monologues, with ridiculous results.

Joe wants a new bicycle detective division set up, and bemoans his lack of vigilante powers, while Darren is counting the cash from his foray into the world of personalised video messages.

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Our man in Washington Joe joins us once again and whilst the eyes of the world are discussing goings on in The White House the lads tackle the real issues like what would you put in the press come Doomsday. The answers are revealing and repelling in equal measure.

Speaking of high-brow culinary chat, things get heated when it comes to defining what pork scratchings ACTUALLY are.

Pork or fat? The boys finally settle the age old debate!

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We go live to Ahmehrica for a look inside Joe's life as a theatre co-star in Washington DC.

We learn of Benny Bowls and Crank hats, hear about Joe's attempts to appear unfazed by life on the mean streets of DC, and get a rundown of Joe's very rundown lodgings.

Joe gets a serious scare while recording and tells us he suspects the ghosts of Coolock have travelled across the ocean with him (but it might just be his coat scaring him), and Darren reveals an updated impersonation that he's been working on.

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We are joined this week by the new Stall It Washington D.C. correspondent, Joseph McGucken, who comes to us from a somewhat noisy and spooky basement in America's capital.

We hear from one listener who exposes Darren's comedy theft, but Darren isn't accepting the criticism and instead comes out swinging at his accuser.

Darren reveals the best way to give a child nightmares, off the back of a question about lies we believed as children.

Joe dreams of life with a perfect memory and dodges an attempted fact check over his story that certain memories can be removed by shock therapy.

We engage in a brief but very serious conversation about the history of The B Sharps.

And before long Darren and Joe become fascinated with the chat box feature on our remote recording programme.

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We delve into the world of languages, from the fictional to the very real but very rare. Darren regrets not learning to speak Mandarin, and Joe wonders if a world with one language might be best for all.

Darren dreams of a life where he's motivated, while Joe gives an incredibly strange take on Irish history and geography that ends up in a startling revision of the island’s past.

We cover gambler’s remorse, how history’s mad road has only led us back to the box room, suspected cannibals in the New World and the ruining of cinnamon.

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