Hello, Booty Gang! Welcome back to another delightfully unhinged episode of BUTT HONESTLY, where things get sweaty, sticky, and a little bit windy—depending on who’s getting pounded and where.

This week, we’re broadcasting coast-to-coast chaos. Dr. Carlton is fresh from a naked pool party (because SPF is best applied by strangers), and Dangilo is recording from the only hotspot he could find—his sweltering car in the middle of nowhere. Will the heatstroke kick in before the punchlines? Only time will tell.

We kick things off with a brand-new round of Hit It or Quit It, featuring your burning questions like:

• Is Ozempic Dick a real side effect or just a myth made up by someone with commitment issues?

• What happens when you're full of hot air... and we’re not talking about your personality?

• And can too much breeze during a bang kill the mood—or just inflate your ego?

We also read a couple of juicy Ready, Set, Confess messages (your kinks are getting spicier, FYI), and bring you the latest update from our favorite serial dater, Trampaige, who once again proves that love is a battlefield—and sometimes it’s booby-trapped.

From naked cannonballs to awkward air bubbles, we’ve got everything your earbuds never knew they needed. And of course, we wrap it all up with our signature Love Language of the Week—because no matter how weird things get, we still believe in love... or at least a good cuddle after the chaos.

Hit play and hold your cheeks—this one’s a bumpy ride! 🍑💦🔥

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