Andrew is away kayaking so I'm joined by my wise and noble friend Mike Rice. In this special history episode we discuss the life and times of degenerete poet Lord Byron.

We talk about Draco Malfoy's terrible new song, the greatest podcast clip of all time, the Met Gala and whether you can eat a meal deal in the cinema.

We talk about why netball sucks, that we now share the same hairdresser and the smash hit Netflix show Baby Reindeer [Discussion starts 42:09].

Horatio talks about staying in a hostel for his Ireland tour, Andrew talks about getting drunk on a golf course alone and playing Horatio's phone games.

We talk the new smoking ban, what our memory palaces look like and why its suspicous when a girls bathrooms smells too good.

Horatio's brain is an insane mess at the moment and Andrew's brain is completely empty. Also we talk about the guy who ran the length of Africa.

We talk Easter, Christ and Andrews realisation he is white trash.

Andrew gets a haircut, mispronouces the bechdel test and has an insane take on Kate Middleton.

It's Horatio's birthday so we discuss birthdays. We also talk about Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh on Big Brother and the Titanic.

It's Horatio's birthday so we discuss birthdays. We also talk about Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh on Big Brother and the Titanic.