This week’s episode is basically what happens when I open the Broke Girl Therapy inbox and immediately regret it.

We found two of the most unhinged listener emails we’ve ever received: one that might fully be an elaborate troll, and one archived saga so chaotic it somehow ends up in court.

We also get into whether Rose and I could host an award show, highbrow vs. lowbrow comedy, Olivia Rodrigo’s all-women festival, America’s 250th birthday, a full Love Island breakdown, and the question currently dividing the internet: do white people have cousins?

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Rose is out this week, so I've got Jess with me for a full Love Island USA Season 8 debrief. We get into why this cast is giving "Couples Island," the Sincere of it all, the Sol situation, Mackenzie's villain edit, and who we think should've gone home before Casa Amor. 

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Bryan is taking over da pod!

Last time he was on, we played The Newlywed Game. This time, we’re switching it up: me and Rose are playing the Bestie Testie to see how well we really know each other.

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This week Rose and I pulled questions straight from Instagram and did a full Q&A.

We talked about how to make friends in your 30s, which should honestly come with a manual. We got into books that are actually worth your time vs. books that are just vibes. And yes, we answered the threesome question.

Specifically, how to ask for a threesome with another man.

Rose had a story, because of course she did. And it went exactly where you think it would go.

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Rachel is back on Broke Girl Therapy and this episode goes from chaotic laundry debates to deep conversations about relationships, marriage, daddy issues, codependency, and what it really means to feel safe with someone. We read a listener email about waiting for commitment, reflect on growing apart in relationships, and somehow still find time to argue about how everyone does their laundry.

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Two emails hit different this week. One about a man who said he'd show up for her... and keeps finding reasons not to. One about a man who IS there, IS consistent, IS everything on paper -- just not in the way she needs most.

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We’re talking Megan Thee Stallion, Klay Thompson, trad wives, and Rose’s update with Mississippi.

Is it weird to go from a situationship with intimacy to suddenly being “best friends” with someone you’ve slept with? And how do you even explain that friendship to your future partner?

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Rose said, “move over,” and took over hosting duties this week tbh Bryan and I are in the hot seat playing the Newlywed Game.

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Cody had a wife who was fully on board, agreements in place, and an open relationship by design…and still got his heart broken wide open.

This week, Cody joins me and Rose to talk about what ethical non-monogamy actually looks like inside a marriage, what happens when you fall in love with someone outside of it, and the part of polyamory nobody prepares you for: the grief.

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TBH I almost didn't record this one. But Rose showed up, I sat down, and somewhere between wedding catering prices and a very chaotic DIY photoshoot, we ended up having one of the realest conversations I've had all year. This one's for anyone who's happy but exhausted… and doesn't know how to explain that to people.

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