BTC touches $78K, nearly erases election gains. Crypto market cap dips below 2021 peak. ETH now down 9% since election. BTC ETFs outflows $2.4bn so far this week. Bounces back after benign PCE inflation figure. Sell a kidney if you need, but keep Bitcoin: Saylor. Texas BTC reserve bill passes with 9-0 vote. Arizona crypto bills inch closer to law. BTC could hit $500k before Trump leaves: StanChart. SEC drops case vs Metamask, silent on XRP. SEC to drop enforcement case against Consensys. ETH Foundation hires external advisors for values. Stablecoin legislation first priority: Lummis. Metamask to add support for SOL, BTC. Base adds Flashblocks to 10x speed. ETH's upgrade on schedule despite test failure. BitMEX is reportedly up for sale. Uniswap launches offramp service with Moonpay. Coinbase, NEAR collab to develop OpenAI services. Crypto exchange BITMEX seeks buyer.