steve jobs crashed my podcast. smart cars, smart devices, dumb people. “are you pooping or are you stuck?" the thing that inspires me also burns me out. eff the “performance bubble.” small talk is one of the most important skills. remember when we had to deal with awkward silence? get bored on purpose. i wish lumosity sponsored this episode. i used to memorize shampoo bottles lol. no but seriously why is my poop green? golden goose sneakers are ugly stop fighting me on this. being a person is exhausting. ppl be PISSING me off. “i’m addicted to my phone, i’m a piece of sh*t, see you next Thursday!”

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