https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/california-gubernatorial-candidates

California is the home of Alphabet Inc, so it's symbolically appropriate that we have twenty-six candidates in this year's gubernatorial primary. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will get bored after looking into two or three. Not us! We are going to do our civic duty and evaluate them all, in the order they're listed on the ballot. Starting with: