What's the number benefit of having kids? Pretending they're sick to get out of social events. Ash takes full advantage of this by giving his grandma a wide berth on mother's day because he was hung-dog-millionaire.. I mean, he was tending to his child's raging fever. Matt decided Marlie was old enough to start earning a wage so he put her to work in the garage washing the car. If anyone in Sydney wants a wash and polish, it's $12.50. And Oscar gets a birthday present that can only be described as a glory hole book - Perfect!

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