No, your eyes aren't deceiving you; the Mists genuinely shifting to create a football pitch (complete with football, goals and nets). Good luck kicking a ball made out of water vapour, but this does signify something bigger. It seems like The Moon Under Water is preparing itself to welcome a football-mad guest... and it is so! Approaching the Correct Realm is stand-up comedian and self-described "football lout" Chloe Petts!

Chloe has been described as "one of the most compelling young comics" in the country. As well as performing countless shows around the UK, sell-out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe and numerous writing credits, she's also the founder of The Lol Word, a queer comedy collective based in London. But the most impressive of all her talents? She's a Crystal Palace fan; and a passionate one at that. Here's hoping she's just as passionate about pubs as she is Roy Hodgson.

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