*This is part two of Chloe Petts's episode. Though you are free to listen in whichever order you so desire we really do recommend listening to part one first or things might be slightly confusing*

No, your eyes aren't deceiving you; the Mists genuinely shifting to create a football pitch (complete with football, goals and nets). Good luck kicking a ball made out of water vapour, but this does signify something bigger. It seems like The Moon Under Water is preparing itself to welcome a football-mad guest... and it is so! Approaching the Correct Realm is stand-up comedian and self-described "football lout" Chloe Petts!

Chloe has been described as "one of the most compelling young comics" in the country. As well as performing countless shows around the UK, sell-out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe and numerous writing credits, she's also the founder of The Lol Word, a queer comedy collective based in London. But the most impressive of all her talents? She's a Crystal Palace fan; and a passionate one at that. Here's hoping she's just as passionate about pubs as she is Roy Hodgson.

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