Wtf - it's our 50th episode? We didn't notice because as pregnant women, we are constantly losing the "grey matter' in our brain, or at least that's what "EXPECTING BETTER BY EMILY OSSLER" told us. It also told us we could get hammered if we want to. What is grey matter? I'm picturing wet cement. What are you picturing? Just kidding, don't answer that. In this episode, we help a seriously confused listener pick between the 2 most pathetic men we have ever heard of, and then we tackle... politics? Ew. Bye.