In what is possibly the worst episode quality and content wise we have ever released, Annie and I have had ENOUGH! We have had ENOUGH with the tech issues! This is the episode we vow to figure out a better way to record a high quality remote podcast! Unlike the answer to the question "WHO BUILT THESE PYRAMIDS???" we WILL be able to figure this out! We answer one question in this episode, and Annie cooks and eats a chicken ceaser wrap in the background of basically the whole episode. Oh wait I just remembered ceaser is one of those words that's not spelled like I would think. Caesar. INSANE.

This episode is late, and sounds like shit. Still subscribed? We often wonder why we have the fans we have, but especially on days like today when our recording software FAILS us. Listen to this at 50% volume so you don't blow out your ear drums. ANYTHING about this appeal?? it IS funny though

I went to the Lady Gaga MAYHEM concert last night and I am forever changed. I know this description is supposed to be about our podcast - but I can think of nothing else! Shouts out to the LGBT community for raging. I was unfortunately in a box with a bunch of straight people, so I was the only one standing up the whole time - I actually lost on feeling in my left leg. Concerning, or just a result of wearing 7 inch heels for the first time in 10 years? Anyway we're back here's our podcast thanks for being patient with us <3 

This isn't a rhetorical question - I wanna know if you would take your son to the strip club. This is the kind of crap I get up to when Degrassi's Annie Clark (SORRY- GINNY AND GEORGIA'S ANNIE CLARK) - is away. My husband and I... will play ;) (NOTHING SEXUAL, DW). Anyway, Joe's on this episode. Love him. He's helping me raise my son!

The title says it all - we don't care about chlamydia. We don't care about a lot of things actually - for example Annie has lost the ability to care about showering and I no longer care if people can hear me pee. This description will make perfect sense if you listen to the episode! And if you don't, why the hell are you reading this you FREAKIN WEIRDO??? GET MEDICATED.

Who deserves to go to heaven more than nurses? Now zoom out and ask yourself - nurses help everyone - but who helps nurses? Us. Annie and Sam. That's the answer. So if nurses go to heaven, we must go to an even crazier plane of Nirvana. (A never ending loop of when we lived together? I'm just throwing out ideas for GOD or whoever if they don't want to put in the legwork). Anyway, 69 - something I used to do when I was young, and also the number of episodes we've done. WTF are we gonna do to celly 70 next week? Probably forget entirely that it's 70 and just talk about nothing. Bye!

MAMA Annie and MAMA Sam reminisce on how fun going out used to be before we met our fucking husbands. Oops! One Sunday, we didn't even know it was our LAST Sunday morning debrief after a night out. We didn't even know. Because I foolishly went on hinge and met "the one" and introduced Annie to her husband a week later. IDIOTIC. Anyway, these are the kind of fun thoughts you have when you're postpartum - romanticizing a hungover morning in your cockroach infested apartment. I miss those roaches. Those roaches were my boyz. 

With zero warning or marketing whatsoever, we are back! And believe it or not - we barely talk about our children in this episode. We mostly give harsh advice to the ONE question we answered. The rest of the episode is talking about the Tommy Lee / Britney Furlan drama and me doing a really good Annie impression - so to recap: we answer one question on our advice podcast, and then talk about internet drama from 2 weeks ago, and then I do an impression of my friend. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LUV IT SLUTS!

Finally we hear from the elusive LUKE. Sorry this is a shorter one, we simply have no time anymore!!! I, for one, can't wait for Sam's return. It just ain't the same with out my fellow MAMA. And y'all know I'm not bringing the same kookiness to the descriptions. She is the backbone of this whole operation. Though I did learn to edit this week so that's a win. Oh no, don't tell Sam that. She might make me split the work with her...ha ha ha.

Todays episode is hosted by Degrassi's Annie Clark and her sister, The Quiet Beatle herself, Ali - (A sophisticated treat for all, as these sisters know the Queens English!) - while Sam enjoys her mat leave. (And by ENJOYS, I mean she lives in a COT at the hospital with a gaping stomach wound,  but anyway I'm not supposed to even be writing this, I'm just doing it because I had a free moment in my weird hospital dorm room, and Annie is putting Bennett to sleep. I'm NOT EVEN HERE). Today the girls answer questions about a sister being a bitch about her sisters wedding and also something about parenthood? Idk I haven't listened yet. Gonna listen now from my COT. LOVE Y'ALL!