No idea what episode we are on- but let me just tell you something. We allude many times to you listening to this episode on Sunday (my birthday) - but that is not the case, as I am uploading it on TUESDAY - so NO NEED to DM me with your bday messages. SAVE IT. You can say it next year. Anyway, who's team are we on in the Beckham case???

The title of this episode has nothing to do with the episode. We don't say what's up craplord even once, but I'm lying next to Joe in bed and I have stage fright trying to come up with a title. Like he's watching me type and backspace. Is there anything worse than this? I know there must be but I'm struggling to think of an example. If I announce a divorce it was NOT my choice. 

80? Is that right? That seems crazy. Whats really crazy is as I type this I realize it's actually like 81 or 82 because I've misnumbered a few of these eps. I'm a working Mom, some things are gonna fall through the cracks. In this episode some cheesehead asks if she should STOP hooking up with a SAILOR. The answer is basically always no. Sailing is a lost art, like beyblades or listening. It's important we support sailors with our pu$$ys. My sons sitting beside me while I type this thank god neither of us can read. 

Annie and I let our husbands watch our babies and they scream the entire episode in the background, and by "they" I mean "MY CHILD ONLY", but don't worry I'm so good at editing that you barely hear it and instead you can hear us tell someone to divorce their husband. 

HAPPY CHRISTMAS HARRY! Happy Christmas RON. I am typing this on my dads weird small keyboard so I can't do this for too long it's giving me a stroke trying to figure this out but happy christmas everyone ok got to go i hate this thing.

In this episode, I touch on one of my favourite things in the world, gay porn. I only touch on it because Annie quickly skates over it so she can talk about her favourite thing in the world, regimented naps for her child. UGH I love her!!! Opposites truly do attract! 

This title has nothing to do with the episode, this is Annie typing this and I just want to let everyone know that my gag reflex is back - especially those closest to me (family) - I love when they listen to this podcast and read what I write here. 

Annie tells me about the deranged children's music class she pays to go to, while I stare at her and wonder if I've ever heard anything more pathetic in my life. TRUST ME, this makes for GOOD LISTENING. Then we answer a couple questions and almost get ourselves cancelled in the process. Hope you're still a fan after this one!

I haul my dog and child back to Santa Caterina to record Dollspace, while Annie sits pretty in her big country style mansion. I'm a fucking PAUPER compared to this chick. In this episode, Annie tells my fave story of when she was locked out of a townhouse in Notting Hill and shacked up with a stranger on the street. Wow. I pray to God my child doesn't do stupid shit like that. And we answer questions! NICE!

Well, the title says it all - now you just have to guess which one of us wrote it. I'll give you a clue: she's hot. Based on that clue alone I'm sure you guessed Annie, and you're right. She's a capitalist! She's a consumer! She's for SKINCARE, she's for LOVE. Unrelated, but I (Sam) have such a bad cold right now like wtf I guess it's going around eh. Anyway. ENJOY!