Dollspace

80? Is that right? That seems crazy. Whats really crazy is as I type this I realize it's actually like 81 or 82 because I've misnumbered a few of these eps. I'm a working Mom, some things are gonna fall through the cracks. In this episode some cheesehead asks if she should STOP hooking up with a SAILOR. The answer is basically always no. Sailing is a lost art, like beyblades or listening. It's important we support sailors with our pu$$ys. My sons sitting beside me while I type this thank god neither of us can read. 

Annie and I let our husbands watch our babies and they scream the entire episode in the background, and by "they" I mean "MY CHILD ONLY", but don't worry I'm so good at editing that you barely hear it and instead you can hear us tell someone to divorce their husband. 

HAPPY CHRISTMAS HARRY! Happy Christmas RON. I am typing this on my dads weird small keyboard so I can't do this for too long it's giving me a stroke trying to figure this out but happy christmas everyone ok got to go i hate this thing.

In this episode, I touch on one of my favourite things in the world, gay porn. I only touch on it because Annie quickly skates over it so she can talk about her favourite thing in the world, regimented naps for her child. UGH I love her!!! Opposites truly do attract! 

This title has nothing to do with the episode, this is Annie typing this and I just want to let everyone know that my gag reflex is back - especially those closest to me (family) - I love when they listen to this podcast and read what I write here. 

Annie tells me about the deranged children's music class she pays to go to, while I stare at her and wonder if I've ever heard anything more pathetic in my life. TRUST ME, this makes for GOOD LISTENING. Then we answer a couple questions and almost get ourselves cancelled in the process. Hope you're still a fan after this one!

I haul my dog and child back to Santa Caterina to record Dollspace, while Annie sits pretty in her big country style mansion. I'm a fucking PAUPER compared to this chick. In this episode, Annie tells my fave story of when she was locked out of a townhouse in Notting Hill and shacked up with a stranger on the street. Wow. I pray to God my child doesn't do stupid shit like that. And we answer questions! NICE!

Well, the title says it all - now you just have to guess which one of us wrote it. I'll give you a clue: she's hot. Based on that clue alone I'm sure you guessed Annie, and you're right. She's a capitalist! She's a consumer! She's for SKINCARE, she's for LOVE. Unrelated, but I (Sam) have such a bad cold right now like wtf I guess it's going around eh. Anyway. ENJOY! 

In what is possibly the worst episode quality and content wise we have ever released, Annie and I have had ENOUGH! We have had ENOUGH with the tech issues! This is the episode we vow to figure out a better way to record a high quality remote podcast! Unlike the answer to the question "WHO BUILT THESE PYRAMIDS???" we WILL be able to figure this out! We answer one question in this episode, and Annie cooks and eats a chicken ceaser wrap in the background of basically the whole episode. Oh wait I just remembered ceaser is one of those words that's not spelled like I would think. Caesar. INSANE.

This episode is late, and sounds like shit. Still subscribed? We often wonder why we have the fans we have, but especially on days like today when our recording software FAILS us. Listen to this at 50% volume so you don't blow out your ear drums. ANYTHING about this appeal?? it IS funny though