Dollspace

Why do people in relationships love to say "I didn't know we were keeping score" when you bring up an issue? This is something that has haunted Annie and I both for YEARS, it's actually all we talk about. We haven't talked about anything else since we became friends (17 years ago). Should we do something for our 20th friendship anniversary in 2028? Like go to MEDIEVAL TIMES, a subject that also gets a lot of air time in this episode? Don't ask how many times I tried typing "medieval" before I had to google it. Another stupid word. OK BYE!!!!!

Well, I'm not surprised we are releasing an unhinged and not well thought out episode for our 60th (a milestone we had no idea we were hitting, and Annie still doesn't, just me who's typing this after counting what number to put at the end of the title). I guess..... congratulations to us. 60. Wow. What an accomplishment. I'd like to thank the academy of FREAKS who listen to this, and my grandmother, who always said "go to law school, you'll make money." It really pushed me to say "No, I'm going to marry up and do 60 episodes of an unpaid podcast instead". Idk who Annie has to thank for that mentality, but god bless us both for having it! 

Annie and I sit on her couch and take turns breastfeeding her child while we unpack who we would be married to in a parallel universe and also discuss how to discourage the younger generation from doing party drugs. A fascinating spectrum as usual! 

In this episode of Dollspace, we are at the mercy of a BABY. Baby Bennett that is! Bennett rightfully dictates when Annie is allowed to speak, and when she must SHUT THE FUCK UP and FEED HIS ASS. I love this kid, he's a total tyrant. I feel like I could learn from him. We should all be vocal about our boundaries and needs. When we are allowed to speak, we discuss when it's ok to get back with an ex, and if we could get over finding out our BF is on some other girls OF from years ago (I could). Happy listening dolls! xxxxx

Been waiting over a year to say: THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU (FOR REAL!!!) BY OVRY! A CANADIAN COMPANY THAT MAKES PREGNANCY, OVULATION, AND SEMEN TESTS  - ALL IN CANADA! CODE IS dollspace15 if you want to try them out!

This inspirational episode also features Annie bouncing a baby the ENTIRE time - but you'll be none the wiser, because my perfect nephew was a silent bear for this entire 1:30 episode (except for a few COO'S). Enjoy!

HERE YE HERE YE - The queen has returned, with a bundle of joy on her breast! In this episode of Dollspace, we answer 3 pregnancy / postpartum related questions, so not our usual content, but hey, one of us just became a FUCKING MOTHER so what did you expect! Back to our usual cornucopia of topics next week! Happy to have my queen back on the pod <3 

Sam is back with her twin brother / husband Joe! Fans of getting 2 birds stoned at once, this episode also doubles as a counselling session for themselves. Some topics: how to watch TENET without fighting (we don't know), how much sex you should be having in your relationship (we also don't know), how to tell your significant other they smell like shit (listen to find out). I love having an advice podcast!!!

Hope you're hungry, because MS. STELLAR EATS COOKING HERSELF, THE EMMA KULA is on the pod today. Emma is a crucial member of the pigs, because she keeps us fed, (and she keeps us humble as she is currently the hottest pig. Like, we take turns but this is definitely her time to shine). Weirdly enough, I don't think we have EVER given so much advice on this podcast. Emma rly set the tone here and we took the advice thing RLY SERIOUSLY. BONE APPLE TEET!

OINK OINK PIGGGGGIES ASSEMBLE! Since Degrassi's Annie Clark is still in the throws of maternal bliss (which hopefully she remains in, since I think this decision she's made is for life!) - I got a couple of our STY-MATES AKA 2 of the PIGS, Katie & Liz on the pod. They were very nervous but I assured them everything would be fine. And it kind of was, but also, the sound quality is kind of shit. Oh well! Give it up for my 2 favourite police officers! 

If you're not living under a rock, you know that Degrassi's Annie Clark has formally changed her name to MAMA ANNIE CLARK. Which I thought was extreme, but she's a method actor so it kind of checks out. Her beautiful baby boy is HERE and ON INSTAGRAM, Zuckerberg saw him and said "holy crap, the God's have blessed us with a real one. I love men!" Anyway, this episode I bring in a SUB - and the SUB is my fkn husband, Joe! We had such a good time honestly I think this ep brought us back from the brink of divorce. I recommend anyone in a relationship do a podcast together.