Dollspace

Something was in the water last night because Annie and I were on some type of GIGGLE BEAT. I can't listen to this episode, because I laugh so hard, I shake my baby up and my OB told me that's bad for it! JK, she didn't say that, she actually doesn't give me the time of day. I went in today and she didn't even sit down, she just went "everything good?" And I went "yeah?" and she said "Ok, see you in a month!" and left the room before I remembered to ask her if it's ok that I switched from Camel Crushes to Marlboro Reds. Guess I'll bring that up in Feb.

Wtf - it's our 50th episode? We didn't notice because as pregnant women, we are constantly losing the "grey matter' in our brain, or at least that's what "EXPECTING BETTER BY EMILY OSSLER" told us. It also told us we could get hammered if we want to. What is grey matter? I'm picturing wet cement. What are you picturing? Just kidding, don't answer that. In this episode, we help a seriously confused listener pick between the 2 most pathetic men we have ever heard of, and then we tackle... politics? Ew. Bye. 

DOLLSPACE? On a TUESDAY? Not like anyone would notice, but Dollspace is usually released on a THURSDAY! Thursday is named after Thor, God of Thunder. Sunday is named after the Sun and Monday is named after the Moon. Saturday is named after Saturn. The rest of the days are named after random norse Gods. Trudeau resigned. BING BONG I can do whatever I want here!!!

Another humiliating day in Canada for Sam, as her father once again comes face to face with a cock ring that doesn't belong to his wife (he wishes!) but instead, his pregnant daughter. Yuck. Times like this I thank God I don't have a child to traumatize me - oh wait, I have one coming in May. I'm an idiot. (Also, we answer your questions AND you get to hear someone hammering a baseboard in at Annie's house. Because this podcast is an immersive experience!)

Ok naughty listeners, not enough of you wrote in so we had to talk about RECYCLING this episode. But don't worry, as usual we spiralled into a fascinating conversation that lead to what I believe is a world changing idea - shooting garbage into a black hole (or Jupiter's red spot) - but ah! I've said too much. Listen for yourself and decide if you think I'm a genius and if Annie should have any stock in this project. Kiss!

Peasants? Is that you peasants? Sam here with another unhinged episode description - let's see, what did we cover... Annie wants all of you to watch her movie Ghosts of Christmas past (her words, not mine!), a girl asked us if she should have bridesmaids who don't text her on her bday, and I reveal that I once hit a man with my car - never turned back to see if he lived or died. Jk... or maybe not? Only listening will tell!!

Ding dong! If you're reading this, please know that we know the first 12 minutes are kind of boring, ok? WE KNOW THAT. But we kept it in because if you get through them, you get some tea and gossip. Tea and crumpets. We wanted to know who the real ones were. Real recognize real. Listen to us talk about our home rennos and be rewarded with a little GOSSIP. 

A week late - WHY? Because I'm punishing you, MEOW! *Spanks you with paddle* XD -  Jk, it's because I got too sick to look at a screen for an extended period of time this week. I think we might be in the market for an editor - any takers?? Anyway this episode is really ramble heavy - not to the point where you shouldn't listen, but to the point where you might think "Why did she take a week to edit this just to leave all this irrelevant and slightly boring crap in?" That's for me to know, and you to suffer through. FELIZ NAVI DONUT! 

Aloha fuckers. I'm writing this as I have an existential crisis because Al Pacino just did an interview where he said he died and saw no afterlife. Had to spend the morning restoring my faith in the supernatural while trying to figure out what consciousness is - anyway, here's a podcast where you can hear us talk about wheres sperm goes and also listen to Annie talk to the people measuring her windows. Riveting! 

Sorry for the hiatus friends, I simply lost the ability to speak without gagging, and as an emeteph0be, I couldn't have that on the world wide. ANYWHO today we talk about how I exposed myself at my 12 week ultrasound, and also answer some questions about your lives even though the biggest question here is when will I stop feeling like a shell of a woman? I wish to god a podcast could answer that for me! ha ha...