Welcome to our Baskin Robbins Episode - lucky number 31 - and for all the kids listening, know that your 31st bday is something to look forward to because that's the bday when you get to eat an entire ice cream cake IF YOU WANT. No pressure. That's just what I would do. Annie would never, because she "values the vessel that is her body" - not me. I like to smoke hash and do stick and poke tattoos. Anyway, tons of good advice in this episode for sure. 

I've never met a guy friend I haven't wanted to f*ck! Just kidding. And if I'm not kidding, I have a lot of explaining to do. Because I'm flush with male friends. I'm like... one of the guys. I play COD, I eat burgers in front of the boys, I crush brews. Anyway here's our advice podcast. Annie wrote this one. Lol what a pick me. 

NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN - you don't believe in marriage, but you believe in long term monogamy? Walk us through that my guys - or rather, we will walk YOU through it because this is a Podcast where WE talk and YOU listen, SIMPS! Anyway, we also discuss what colour each month of the year is - and yes, in Canada we spell colour with a U. Same with favOURita. Zed. Hoose. Aboot. Bye!

Honk....shoooo.... mimimimi-- what? Where am I? TYPING THE DOLLSPACE DESCRIPTION? Insane, I thought I was taking a depression nap on my couch, but that's human perseverance for you! Today we have a really LOW ENERGY episode which is still somehow really funny and good. I don't know how we do it. I think later in life we're both gonna try for an EGOT.

Wow, 2 girls who have never committed to anything seriously in their lives make it to episode 27. Will we make it to the 28 club???  Guys, a side note that has been plaguing my mind lately is that Dr. Dre used to make like electro weirdo 80's synth rap - listen to Surgery by World Class Wreckin Cru - you'll be like THATS DR DRE? I want people to know that, but didn't know where to say it so HERE, TAKE IT. Annie and I solve people's problems, yada yada yada.

In this episode, Sam accidentally reveals that she was once an absolute psychopath who stalked her ex for.... 3 years? Whatever, what are you gonna do about it, CANCEL ME? The entire male population of Toronto tried to cancel me before they realized this gorilla grip Pu$$y cannot be beat!..... Annie wrote this description by the way. What a weirdo. 

Annie is finally back from here pilgrimage - I MEAN HONEYMOON - so the girls are gabbing again. We discuss Annie's Royal Wedding, and what's more - this episode was recorded on Annie's birthday, so there's just a hint of birthday FODER. I am NOT googling how to spell that, I just hope that's right. If it's not, just know it's pronounced "Fau-der"". Come to think of it, is that how you would spell it? FoDDer. I'm not checking. 

SO sorry for leaving you guys hanging for 2 weeks - as you may know, Degrassi's Annie Clark was busy getting married - and then she was busy on her honeymoon, and then she was busy getting her flight home cancelled and driving home instead, thus missing our recording session. So just me today folks. TW: I sound like the Joker having an unhinged pep talk to himself in the mirror this whole episode. BACK TO OUR REGULAR CONTENT NEXT WEEK!!! So excited :) LOvE YaLL! <3

Sam and Annie break down the types of guys they've come across, as well as plot to have a falling out for clout. I would write more, but I got a paper cut under my nail yesterday and the pain isn't worth bringing you up to speed here. Just listen to the ep pls I cnt type nomore ,.. @@!!

Is it cheating if it's at Tao? Is it cheating a boat? Is it cheating on a moat? What is cheating? Who is cheating - and who...am I? Are these my hands?... uh oh I'm disassociating while I write the podcast description, it's almost like I should stop typing  and come back to this when I'm of sound mind but *Ghoul Voice* IT'S  TOOOOOOO LATE I'M ALREADY UPPPPPLOADDDDINNNG! We have fun here.