Are we the only two podcasters in the world who can't figure out how to do this remotely? Perhaps, - but are we also the only two podcasters in the world with a quirky best friend dynamic? No? Ok --- but SURELY we are the only 2 podcasters that gives advi- oh - that's every podcast? BUT TELL ME THIS - what other podcasters do you know who are unpaid but keep fucking delivering - a lot? Ok maybe just unsubscribe. 

Annie and Sam never claimed to be Women in Tech, which is why they missed last week (We were trying to record "remote", which ended with Annie in tears. Actually we both have been crying a lot lately, but no need to get into that here in the Episode Description).....Tune into this FUN ep, where we discuss Annie's Bach in VEGGGGY, Sam's intolerance for ballet, and of course, we solve the worlds problems (NOT WORLD HUNGER - WE HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE THAT OUT YET AND THANKFULLY NO ONE HAS ASKED). 

Annie bravely continues to make a podcast with Sam, even after her massive TikTok scandal. Sam considers hiring a security team. Meanwhile, someone who wrote in might have to have a sleepover with her boyfriend and his dad? And FINALLY, we launched our Patreon! Join for the tea :) xoxo

Annie got her extensions back - which means she's pretty again. Unfortunately, she is was both hungry and late when she got to my studio, and therefore not on her A game for this pod. I can go on and on about the ways she leaves me to pick up the pieces,  but I won't. Not here. We will fight publicly on our patreon. I LOVE WRITING THE DESCRIPTION!!! ALL HAIL ME!!!

Annie and Sam FURIOUSLY discuss TikTok drama "DRESS-GATE" - where a bride was forced to spend SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A DRESS THAT DIDN'T FIT HER. I'M STILL SO ANGRY EVEN TYPING THIS!! I shouldn't be in charge of the episode description. Badabeep badaboop honk honk.

Couldn't possibly think of a description right now I'm having a panic attack. 

Sam tries out a new microphone without a pop filter, so be prepared for a lot of letter P's exploding in your ear (just kidding... but there will be a few). Annie wonders if Sam is aware of Evolution. We also talk about trad wives, and of course, provide advice to our desperate listeners. We love you losers! 

On lucky episode 13, Sam finds out her script got rejected by 20th Century Fox - Annie makes her a smoothie to console her, but it's too late and Sam loses her ability to give advice - everyone suffers! Also someone should date Sam's brother. Enjoy :) 

Annie and Sam discuss Japan-gate, wherein Sam was temporarily the most famously stupid person on the internet, before seamlessly pivoting into how hard it is to be a lesbian, and how to make friends as an adult (we have no idea!!!!! GOOD THING WE HAVE AN ADVICE PODCAST!)  

Annie took her hair extensions out and now thinks she's the ugliest woman alive - Unfortunately, she's right! Beyond that, the girls yap about latin lovers, middle school bullies, and whether or not her fiancé will ever listen to this podcast. We also answer one question! JUST ONE.