Dollspace

Gobble Gobble Canadian cucks! You'll notice today's episode is late - maybe that's because Sam had some logistical problems figuring out how to record it from the PITS OF HELL. Just kidding. Pregnancy is beautiful...For Annie. Why does everything always work out for her? Is it because she's beautiful and kind? We don't unpack that in this episode, but maybe I'll unpack it in therapy. 

For the big 4-0, Annie and I go to Niagara on the Lake where I can't stop yawning and we have to stop so I can eat. That's because I'm pregnant, although we don't talk about it in this episode. We will probably cover it in the next episode - so unless you're reading this you'll never know, UNTIL next week. This is why I encourage everyone to read the descriptions. Sometimes I'm waxing poetic, sometimes I'm sharing life changing news. Also, I am SO FKN SICK, which is the real reason there was no episode last week. What else should I reveal here?? This is so liberating. I once hit a man on my snowmobile in Penetanguishene. Never turned around to see if he lived or died. God this is great!

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That's it. That's our email. So for those of you who are over our janky website that I personally coded on WIX, you can feel free to write into us using our gmail. Also, sorry this episode is late, I encountered a tech error like I do every week - and with that, I BEG you to  ENJOY ANOTHER EPISODE WITH AUDIO LEVELS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

YO YO FAITHFUL HOMIES - SO sorry we couldn't give you your weekly fix of 2 best friends yapping on a podcast last week, we know there aren't enough of those circulating rn. It's an untapped market, and that's why we are going to make millions. And when we do, I'm buying reconstructive surgery to look like Annie (brown hair, blue eyes, BBL). 

No seriously, wtf is girl code - this is urgent guys I just slept with Annie's husband - did I break girl code??? I honestly have no idea so turning to the internet - is this reddit? NO??? It's the Dollspace description? shit shit shit shit

Ok sorry today's episode was late - like one of our PERIODS. I was desperately trying to edit Annie's weird audio - but since they only use Cogeco (sp?) internet in St. Catharines - it was inevitable that one of these days her sound would be crap. Sorry for the glitch glitch, we are going to troubleshoot and fix for next week. In the meantime, enjoy this janky episode. ONE LOVE!!! 

Annie makes some BOLD CLAIMS about emotional unavailability and about how men use it as an excuse. I said to her, I said "Annie - why bring gender into it??" Call me Tana Mongoose because I'm throwing my co-host under the bus in this description! But actually, I agree with her - men love to lie and women love to bake and be perfect. In other news, I have been crying A LOT lately - I don't talk about this in the podcast (because if I talk about it I'll start crying) so just letting you know here. What else, what else....some colds and flus going around. Stay safe out there! 

Since it's all Annie's fault that we missed last week, which I can say because I write these little blurbs - I needed to catch her up on what is going on in the TikTok world ie: Australian chick that vlogs a baby's funeral, Brooke Schofield and some other shit I forget about now but I'm sure is interesting! Back to our regular scheduled programming next week <3 

I love when the guy I'm dating suddenly realizes we're dating and then decides dating is too serious so then we break up even though we never made it official in the first place. It's times like this I turn to astrology. The idea that I was dating a non committal man child who doesn't want to work on himself seems too reductive - It must be the random alignment of stars and planets *EYEROLL* Was this my most cohesive description yet??

Welcome to our Baskin Robbins Episode - lucky number 31 - and for all the kids listening, know that your 31st bday is something to look forward to because that's the bday when you get to eat an entire ice cream cake IF YOU WANT. No pressure. That's just what I would do. Annie would never, because she "values the vessel that is her body" - not me. I like to smoke hash and do stick and poke tattoos. Anyway, tons of good advice in this episode for sure.