Dollspace

HERE WE ARE!!! Sorry for playing this PROLONGED game of hide and seek, but you see - last week we were riddled with tech issues. The week before that? Just didn't feel like it. Sorry :P Should we fuck around and do a live show? w/e

ANNOUNCING OUR GIVEAWAY WINNER FRIDAY, MAY 15! GO FOLLOW STELLAR EATS AND DOLLSPACE AND TAG A FRIEND! THIS IS A LEGIT BASKET OF GOODS! BLESSINGS BLESSINGS BLESSINGS! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Yeah I know, Annie hates the title of this episode. And I also know my voice is way louder than hers in this episode. Just listen on half volume. The vocals here were a shitshow, but that's because I haven't been able to see for weeks. What?

I'm not lying... I don't remember anything about this. I recorded it last week and now it's Tuesday (I really just chose whatever day to upload this eh) and in between when we recorded this and when I'm putting it up, I actually got my first ever migraine. Recovering from that. No clue what we talked about last week. Hopefully nothing FUCKED UP??? 

I'll say this with my chest - BEWARE OF THE SHOWERS AT EQUINOX, they will play tricks on you. They are wicked and sinister and that space is not for the weak! I'm sweating just typing about it. 

Who wants to fight us? Everyone? Come for me first, Annie is 2 lbs soaking wet because she lives at pilates now. I'm dense, I can take you all. I am EASTERN EUROPEAN. Shit one sec my kid just fell brb. Oh he's fine. Whatever I have nothing else to say anyway. Enjoy :) ha :) 

PEAKABOO! Sorry, that's the only word I say now because I hang out with a fucking infant all day. I have one brain cell, and I used it on this episode (you're going to listen and be like THAT'S A BRAIN CELL?????????) Anyway, we explore the option of re-using our Patreon.... pls let us know what you think of this... and don't hate us heh :) 

Sorry for the haitus everyone! Let me explain why here in this episode description that no one reads. Firstly, baby Bennett caught a nasty cough that caused him to barf every time he coughed. THEN, I went to Bahamas where it was -40 degrees and I went on the biggest bender of my life at 34 years old. THEN I had a funeral - so needless to say, we've been STACKED with hardship!!! Especially my deluxe trip to Bahamas! Anyway, we are back, sorry about that - next time we will communicate better yada yada yada (but will we? we're abusive, and you like it). 

No idea what episode we are on- but let me just tell you something. We allude many times to you listening to this episode on Sunday (my birthday) - but that is not the case, as I am uploading it on TUESDAY - so NO NEED to DM me with your bday messages. SAVE IT. You can say it next year. Anyway, who's team are we on in the Beckham case???

The title of this episode has nothing to do with the episode. We don't say what's up craplord even once, but I'm lying next to Joe in bed and I have stage fright trying to come up with a title. Like he's watching me type and backspace. Is there anything worse than this? I know there must be but I'm struggling to think of an example. If I announce a divorce it was NOT my choice.