As you may have guessed from the title, the real Episode 7 was apparently taking up too much precious space on Ethan's SD card, so he removed it from this world forever.
To make up for it, we threw together an episode in the middle of the god damned woods. We even took video, which you can see at http://youtu.be/54CDlXupVGM. Enjoy the soft crackling of the fire as we drunkenly discuss leeches, David Larry, Joe Dirt 2, what's really in the bible, Willem Dafoe's massive doinger, Space Jam, Torque, the chicken guy from Star Wars, and the actual movie the show was supposed to be about.
We don't mention it in here, but in the episode Ethan deleted, he ate a Carolina Reaper while we read more gay Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction. Yeah, seriously. Now you'll never hear those puking sounds.
Send us email at [email protected] OR call us at 318-933-2722. Not when we're in the woods though. No internet.
Thanks to nijurasen for our intro song - you can find their Bandcamp page at nijurasen.bandcamp.com