Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Our hometown is making international headlines for all the wrong reasons. *It's tax day! Americans really hate doing their taxes. They also hate paying their taxes. What would you give up if it meant you would never have to pay taxes again? *Doomscrolling!! Where are we right now with the Ralph Yarl shooting? Two men have been arrested and accused by the FBI of running a secret Chinese police operation in Manhattan New York. DeSantis refused to let this Disney pissing match go. *David's Bridal has filed for bankruptcy. The company says that no one gets married anymore and the people who do don't dress up. They're looking for buyers though! *Why are we bringing dead grandmothers back to life? Wouldn't it be more interesting to bring back Chris Farley or Elvis or someone else that people actually miss? *Thanks for listening! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church and remember to join us each weekday afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo while we record the podcast live. We'd appreciate you telling a friend about the show or maybe asking AI how we could be more successful without any extra work. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.

-Everybody Wang Chung!!

Yo! How was your weekend? Slimfast watched Nick hit two slot machine jackpots on Saturday and Lazlo wants to know whether he was happy for his friend or jealous. Lazlo wrecked Gyro's new car two months before his sixteenth birthday. Ouch. *Vegas, food trucks, and your mom. They all used to be way cooler before they got so damn popular. *Does Uber charge you more when your phone battery is about to die? There may be some evidence to this old rumor after all. *Doomscrolling!! Our hometown of Kansas City has been making national headlines for all the wrong reasons. A substitute teacher organized a classroom right club at a middle school. An adult slapped a student during career day and people can't wait to defend the adult. *Lazlo's kid wants to run for stufent council but was told he's not allowed because he once got in trouble at school. *Six female teachers across America were arrested in a two-day span for inappropriate sexual contact with students. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and links and don't forget to join us live every weekday at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
         -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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