Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lazlo got pulled over last night! After all that talk from Slim about how KCPD never pull people over, Lazlo got pulled over by KCPD. *Tiffany Dover wants you to know that she's alive and well contrary to popular internet theories that she died after taking the COVID vaccine. *At what age should adult children start paying their own bills? Different generations have different opinions on this on. *Doomscrolling!! A recycling plant in Indian is still on fire. People are mad at the LA Times for spoiling Succession. There's a new Airbnb scam and you have to admit that it's pretty clever. World of Fun has some new rules this year and the reactions are mixed. *How often do you have a day where don't have to do a single thing? No chores, no helping others, just a day to waste. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening and please rememer to visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and links to all our socials. We'd love to chat with you on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and don't forget to watch us record the podcast live each weekday afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!

-Everybody Wang Chung!!

We met a man before the show today who says he's the victim of a top secret CIA program. During a routine surgery for a broken leg, he believes the doctor surreptitiously implanted a neuralink device in his brain. This could be the biggest story since Watergate and we could end up being Woodward and Bernstein! *Howy sent a complaint email. He's a fan of the show but he thinks we've been damaging our well known reputation of journalistic integrity. *The Dalai Lama apologizes after asking a young boy to suck his tongue in public. *Doomscrolling!! Weight Watchers just modernized. The DOJ is asking the court of appeals to fix this abortion pill ruling out of Texas. Trump wants Pence to keep his damn mouth shut. Artificial intelligence is already bringing people back from the dead. *Manny Machado made a little boy cry. *Lazlo still thinks Slimfast's brother is his father. Snowcone regrets not asking Lazlo to be Bonpop's godfather. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for merchs and links to our socials. Hang out with us on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and remember to come watch us record the podcast live every weekday afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!

That pesky Howard

What a day! Lazlo got Gyro a car and Slimfast seems to be the most excited. Everyone remembers their first car, Slimfast says it was the greatest period in his life. *Now we just have to make sure we go over all the items that internet claims should be in every automobile. *Did your parents or friends parents have any bizarre rules when you were a kid? My mom wouldn't let me watch Guns & Roses videos. *Doomscrolling!! Looks like Tennessee will probably bring the expelled Democrats back. A federal judge in Texas revoked FDA approval of mifepristone. The DOJ is investigating how piles of classified US intelligence information ended up on Discord. Loris Vallow is in court but they're only allowing audio to be recorded. The Mario movie made more money in one second than most of us will in a lifetime. The missing Minnesota mother is still missing, and police want your help. *The Bud Light backlash keeps rockin and a'rollin' a week later. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and all our links. We'd love to chat with you after hours on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and you can watch us record the podcast live every weekday afternoon at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!

-Everyobdy Wang Chung!!!