Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Is AI going to allow a 3-day work week? Lazlo and SlimFast don’t think so. It’s a win-win that Jason Whitlock talked crap on-air. Lazlo lost his job after hitting a guy with a phone. SlimFast found out the salary of the guy who burned down the California warehouse. ANOTHER hooker got arrested, and the Ketamine Queen was arrested. The guys talk Royals with Vern, and discuss Iran. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts’ job is to make Lazlo comfortably high. Lazlos’ not afraid to punt Twister, and explains his big experiment for America. The guys have never been so excited for GOLF. Is there a ceasefire? The replacement for Steven Colbert was finally announced. Daddy’s giving Slim a baseball. Lazlo can’t wait for Juggalos and MAGA people to meet. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo got an MRI, and MICHIGAN WON! SlimFast promises to stop talking about Nancy Guthrie. Does getting on Ozempic cause divorce? A school board member was caught on mic calling a student hot. There's a huge rise in AI artists and AI Ads. Aliens have been confirmed to be totally real, and SlimFast has joined a new club! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Jesus probably missed a couple Thursdays of praying. If you’re a celeb and came out as a Republican, you automatically have an advantage. There's a real life Dexter, and Lazlo places his bets on the championship tonight. Lazlo and SlimFast CANNOT hear. How much is it to buy a house, nowadays? Alcatraz is possibly re-opening, and the guys are very pro-divorce. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

How much does it cost to get a 90’s equivalent of a 3k car? Legal driving ages are confusing. What things did you like as a kid? SlimFast and Summer roughly explain Lazlo the recent Lawrence drama. Tiger Woods’ DUI bodycam footage was released. A new parenting hack is going viral that will stop your kids from having tantrums, and Lazlo gives the weekend sports bets. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo refuses to share his doctor with SlimFast, and Lindsey Mac (from Fleetwood Mac) got attacked. Would Lazlo recommend joining the army? The guys talk to Josh Vernier about the Royals. Lazlo HATES space and wizards. SlimFasts’ house is getting foreclosed on, and he's moving in with Lazlo. Lazlo gets forced into a Birthday celebration (and even puts on a party hat). Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

DTF St. Louis is completely unbelievable. There's HAS to be an increase in teachers who have sex with their students. Alan Rickamn was not the best singer, and Barbie Dream Fest is the new Willa Wonka experience. Most people are not okay with you killing their dad, and Lazlo's adamant that the government should give everyone a living stipend. Would you eat a nail for $15 million? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

A thousand dollars gambling is not that much. Tiger Woods got a DUI. SlimFast and Lazlo respond to Reddit. Do people actually enjoy getting up early? And who is putting their penis on people at Wholefoods? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We wanted a four-day work week, not five. Lazlo tells the story of finding out his sister was a STEP-sister. Lazlo's in someone's dream blunt rotation. Why do people in Michigan sound like they're from Chicago? There's new audio of Bryan Kohberger talking about the murders. What are some lessons adults need to learn? Disappearing for 24 years doesn't seem too bad. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is fighting to get money for his kids' college. What's the difference between magic underwear and a rosary? Lazlo used to bully a girl when he was 7. When was the first time Lazlo and SlimFast saw a vagina? Meta was sued TWICE in the past couple of days. Should restaurants have dress codes? Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Vern from 96.5 The Fan about the Royals. Lazlos' is not threatened by meeting the parents. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!