*When did big wigs stop keeping scotch in their corner offices? The 80s?

*Lazlo's Diamond Club days are a thing of the past.

*Someone misunderstood the rules of vigilante justice.

*Dave Portnoy vs the antisemites.

*The greatest "one season wonders" in NFL quarterback history.

*Luigi Mangione-The Musical

*Lazlo thinks Slim's "sweet cream" is making him unpopular.

*Homewrecker laws? What the hell are homewrecker laws??

*Doesn't matter if you're supermodel Christie Brinkley, men lose interest when you hit middle age. 

*My dog's ashes are sitting on the piano. Or are they?

*Are kids crapping in litter boxes at school? No! The answer is still no!

*I hear Brett Favre is more of a Hulu guy.

*Demi Moore is the world's most beautiful person but Tom Hardy ain't bad either.

*Toto by Africa is cool but Wind of Change by Scorpions in cooler.

*The news! Cars a car drives into a school, the NFL is investigating more prank calls, Karen Reid throws a Hail Mary, and more.

*Lazlo has been trying to figure out a David Copperfield trick for twenty years.

*If our bosses replace us with AI, how long would it take anyone to notice? At least six months.

*Don't tip your robot!!

*White women love THC seltzers.