Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lazlo is running late today. He decided to skip out on work to go get a root canal. I guess the summer heat has got him in full party mode because he can't seem to stop doing fun things. *Julia tries to explain a popular meme to Slimfast and does a poor job. *In Lazlo's absence, Julia and Slimfast do the news. We still don't know what happened with the police in Uvalde but we're getting more info every day. The CDC approves COVID vaccines for children under 5. Your upcoming flight has probably been canceled. A Florida man purposely gets pulled over by police because he was being held hostage. *Lazlo's back and he wants to discuss first date hypotheticals. For example, would you cancel plans for a second date with a person if they called the bartender 'M'Lady'? What if they prefaced their musical tastes with, "You've probably never heard of them but I love.." *We all knew Lazlo was a hipster but now it's getting ridiculous. The man can't even have a phobia without people lining up to join. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Don't forget to head over to our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and get your questions in because tomorrow is GTK Wednesday! Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

A list of things that aren't really red flags but 'icks' on a first date

Lazlo is back from the dentist!

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Keep going, bro

Lazlo decided to play hooky and go get a route canal

Something seems a little off. Why is there tension in this room? Lazlo, tell us what's wrong. Did Snowcone do something to irritate you again? *Lazlo says he's got a story for us about a ranch, a horse, and a plus-size model. We're all ears. *Disney announced a new VIP treatment that even Lazlo thinks is pricey. *Doomscrolling!! A juror from the Amber Heard v Johnny Depp trial spoke to the media and explained why they believed Johnny over Amber. Pet owners want answers after they claim a popular pet collar sickened and killed their dogs. Another ISIS leader has been killed by American forces. God doesn't want us to have baby formula. *Nick Wright is on the program! He's wanting to attack a child and he's looking for Lazlo's blessing. *Rich people spending money on rich people stuff. Also, who is Greg Murray, and what about his presence makes Barney so valuable? *Happy 50th Anniversary, Ziggy! *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening to the podcast and please tell a friend or even a stranger. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join in the conversation on our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Have a great weekend! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!