Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hey, Sexy! What's that? You're not feeling sexy? You must not be 53. *Imagine you work up the courage to tell your boss all the things you've been wanting to say for years and finally walk away from your job. Now, you're finally going to do the thing you've always wanted to try but always been too scared. What is that thing? You gonna finally write that novel? Learn how to cook for the stars? Maybe you could blog about how you never travel. We'll think of something. *Doomscrolling!! Skynet is not online. The world is on fire and the parts that aren't on fire are underwater. Those inflatable bounce houses are for extreme thrill-seekers only. A stray dog in San Diego came up with a brilliant idea to get adopted. *Amber Heard says Johnny Depp convinced us all that he had scissors for hands so that means she couldn't have been acting in court...or something. Just listen. I think that's what she was saying. *Would you lie to the cops to give your child an alibi? How can so many people say "no" to this? *Grandpa, what was life like before the internet? Did anything good ever happen? *When you lay down in bed at night, do you think of me? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

Amber Heard gives her first public interview

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

What's your dream job? Here are the most common answers and what their annual salaries are

We return to the topic from the other day of things you shouldn't do at a certain age. This time we take on the 50's

You ever show up to work and discover half of your team is missing? It seems to happen around here a lot. Hopefully, we didn't miss a memo. Whatever the case, half of us are here to get things started and hopefully, everyone else can join us shortly.  *Lizzo has apologized AND changed the lyrics to her song after someone on Twitter expressed hurt feelings. *Warning from police: If you see money on the ground, DO NOT PICK IT UP! *Doomscrolling!! Your Amazon package is on the roof. How to make the most of the upcoming recession. It's time to start using Instagram for something practical. Amber Heard has done her first interview since the trial. Jennifer Aniston says influencers ain't s**t. Judges say elephants aren't human, no matter how happy they are. *Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are the proud parents of an OnlyFans content creator! *Lazlo is getting his Mask movies confused. *Take off your socks, get it over with, and stop annoying your partner in the bedroom. *Are you about to get fired? Let me just submit my answers to this little questionnaire and.......oh boy. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

You wouldn't think you'd need to tell your kids not to jump in front of moving vehicles but you need to tell your children not to jump in front of moving vehicles. *Going to Chuck E Cheese by yourself, eating hot fudge sundaes for lunch, wiping boogers on the back of the school bus seat, and other things you should stop doing after 30. *Doomscrolling!! A family is suing Meta for their daughter's Instagram addiction. Authorities in Idaho are keeping their militias well regulated. Congress might actually pass some gun laws. Put your trash in me, sexy. *Playing chutes and ladders with your friends at daycare, watching your BluRay copy of Frozen with director commentary, stealing lunch money from kids at school, and other things you should stop doing at 40. *Nick Wright is on the program and he's using some really hurtful ableist language. *A photograph has been released of the three adult females suspected of stealing a kid's Lightning McQueen scooter and Lazlo wants them caught. *Thanks for downloading the podcast! Don't forget to follow us on Instagram and Twitter @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo  -Everybody Wang Chung!!

All of the news you could ever use in one place