Church of Lazlo Podcasts

A woman got an STD while in her ex-boyfriends car and sued Geigo. And won?

We're back! We were only gone for a day. Why is everyone wearing Ed Hardy and carrying tiny purses? Does your ass say "Juicy"?  *Keeping up with fashion trends is one thing you don't have to worry about as an adult but everything else is on the table. *Doomscrolling! A fired Cincinnati cop who wants you to think he's pure evil is trying to get his job back promising he's just smarter than us. Matthew McConaughy gave an impassioned speech at the White House. A Uvalde teacher describes what was going on in the classroom as the police retreated. Trevor Reed says Russian food sucks. A Kansas woman who joined ISIS was in court this week. A new trial drug cured all test recipients of cancer. *What's your biggest sexual fantasy baby? I say we leave everything on the table, including Lazlo's Navy uniform. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo We'd also love to have you stop by our website www.lazlo.church See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

We're off today and tomorrow so here is a little best of to hold you over

It's Monday and we're downing margaritas and firing off sexts! Let's get this thing started! *Julia is still recovering from her Christmas theme party she had this weekend. How long can you make it if you start drinking at 2pm? For me, not long. *Guys are doing a lot of things that unintentionally scare women. Stop picking girls up, calling them "Baby", and blocking their cars in with your car. Wait..who's doing that? *Doomscrolling! Only ten mass shootings over the weekend. If you love hearing testimony about the Jan 6th riot, there's gonna be must-see tv for you this week. We're making baby formula again! Analysts predict $6 gas by Labor Day. Top Gun 2 is still killing it at the box office. A former judge in Wisconsin was killed in a horrifying targeted attack. The Uvalde mother who was put in handcuffs before entering the school claims that the police threatened her about not talking to the media. *A woman picks up a free couch on Craigslist and finds $36k in the cushions when she gets home. Did she give it back? Would you give it back? *You're sexting all wrong! Experts claim that sexting can be healthy for a relationship but there are some hazards you should try to avoid (unless you're the hyper-sexter, Baby!) *Google released a new map showing the words that each state has the most trouble spelling. The real news here is the fact that people actually type out "how do you spell ___" into the search bar. *Is it too much to ask for some freaking drones with freaking tasers on their heads? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo We also have a website www.lazlo.church -Everybody Wang Chung!!

All of the news you can ever use

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Girls share the top things men do that scare them. Lazlo makes the case that all of the things they list are scary for anyone

Welcome back! Julia recaps her christmas themed birthday party and why she's afraid Josh is planning to kill her

Feeling low? The stress of life got you down? Is work the last place you want to be? Try Slimfast's backpack! Slimfast's backpack has been shown to improve symptoms of depression and apathy. If you're ready to make a change, ask Slimfast about his backpack! *Are you trying to work up the courage to ask her out because she's been throwing crazy signals? Careful! Those might not be signals! *Doomscrolling! Now that the dust is starting to settle, where do we all stand with this Johnny/Amber trial? The Queen's Jubilee is happening and we're all stuck at work. Elon wants Tesla employees to return to work and that has angered many non-Tesla employees. A Frenchman just set a new bungee jumping record. Elvis has left the building. *Serial Killer beer is here but we don't recall ever asking for it. *Need advice? Lazlo is here to answer all your questions and solve all your problems. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Don't forget to say hello on Twitter and Instagram, @churchoflazlo and on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!