Church of Lazlo Podcasts

When your boss calls you into the office for a surprise meeting, you fear the worst. The last thing you expect is the handed $5,000. *Our bosses keep accidentally sending Lazlo emails that he's not supposed to see. Sometimes that ends up being a good thing but today it kind of sucked. *Three judges rule that commenting on a man's baldness is sexual harassment. (All three judges suffer from hair loss) *Doomscrolling!! America just hit a grim milestone. Finland says they're done being neutral. People really love Avatar. Another day, another kid in Livonia Michigan trying to be cooler than Lazlo. Andy Dick is having a terrible, no good, very bad century. *Are you the type of person who puts food in the microwave, walks away, and lets the timer ding all three times? Of course you're not because only crazy people do that. *According to one woman, there are five types of guys on college campuses that you should avoid at all costs. *You've heard of second-wave COVID infections but what about second-wave Matt Damon hate? *Thanks for listening to the podcast and thanks for being you. I love you more than you'll ever know. See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!

Let's settle this once and for all: do you have to open the microwave before the beep, or do you not care and let is beep like a psychopath?

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Is calling someone bald sexual harassment? Well over across the pond, they seem to think so and Lazlo agrees. What about you?

Thanks for staying tuned. No, we will not.

MGM gave all of their employees a $5k bonus. Will we get the same? Stay tuned!

Is it okay to email people in your company and ask them to contribute to a fundraiser? The jury is still out but I wouldn't recommend sending that email if you work with Lazlo. *Don't swim in the pool bar unless you're just there to take a p**s. *Robbers are giving tips on how to not get robbed. If only there was a metaphor that pertained to this type of thing. *Doomscrolling!!! Say goodbye to iPods and hello to commercials on Netflix. The west coast could use a little rain. A man died from a heart attack while trying to dig a hole to bury a woman he'd just strangled to death. A pilot collapses from a medical emergency and the passenger had to land the plane with zero flying experience. Prosecutors say they will not be charging Mike Tyson for punching that dude on the airplane. *A woman filled her ex-husband's phone with child porn because she wanted custody of her kids. *Slimfast swears he was just trying to pee on the dog. *Have a great day! Thanks for listening to the podcast and please tell a friend or two! See you tomorrow... -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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