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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Some of the inductees in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame are upsetting people

Another day, another dollar. Lazlo refused to accompany Slimfast to a concert last night. Julia's got the sweats but she gets her ten-day coin this afternoon. *Snowcone is a-rockin' & and a-rollin' and while drinking his favorite flavor White Claw at the sports with Lazlo. *A man's penis suddenly dropped off his body after a blood infection. The miracles of modern science allowed him to grow a new todger on his forearm for six years before doctors finally attached it to its' final resting spot. We're eagerly awaiting the Disney adaptation. *Doomscrolling!! F**k everything about the news today. What the hell is wrong with this country? *Is it sexist to cancel your Instacart order when you realize your shopper is a man? Lazlo says no and the internet agrees with him. *Old People Mount Rushmore. Who are America's favorite old people? Twitter has narrowed it down but there's a clear favorite. *America may love Dolly Parton but Lazlo, Slimfast, and Julia all love Sally Field. She can do no wrong and it doesn't hurt that she's hotter than a two-dollar pistol! *Boom! We're done for the day but we can't wait to hear from you on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and please go to our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo and post your questions GTK Wednesday. (Get To Know Us) See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

With Stan Lee and Betty White gone, who is now everyone's favorite old person? Who you got?

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news