Church of Lazlo Podcasts

YO!!! It's Friday and we're feeling loose! Julia is out today so it's just the morons. *What do guys do after a breakup? How do they feel? People say it's hard to know because men are less likely to open up about it. Well, they opened up on the internet and we want to get Lazlo's take. Are these internet guys a good representation of all men? *Doomscrolling!! A coyote attacked a girl on the beach in southern California last night and she had to be taken to the hospital. American tourists did a very American touristy thing. No more Newports? No more Kools? A Republican lawmaker from Ohio said that pregnancies resulting from rape are an "opportunity". *People who dress up when they don't have are bad team players. *What was your worst roommate experience? What if you were the bad roommate? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo We also have a website www.lazlo.church  See you Monday! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

Who was your worst roommate and what did they do? Were you the worst roommate?

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Happy Super Hero Day! America's favorite superhero is not Lazlo but could he take the title of America's hottest dad? Find out today! *It's storytime! This is the part of the show where we turn to our subreddit (r/churchoflazlo) and check out the most requested stories. Find out why Lazlo always says "find your heron" and Snowcone tells us the pennies from space camp story. *Doomscrolling!! The United States managed to get one American sent home after being held in a Russian prison but what about Brittany? The easiest way to not fall for the Zelle scam is to not use Zelle. Children under six could finally have a vaccine just for them. Olivia Wilde was served court papers while on stage in front of an audience. Did someone try to poison a college baseball team's water cooler? The vaping witness stole the show at the Johnny Depp trial this week. Don't drink and drive golf carts. *I like big butts and a can of limes. *What do you hide from someone new when dating? Tattoos? Drug addiction? You kids? *Do you have self-imposed drinking rules? A lot of people do but Lazlo ain't one. *The hottest dad in America thanks you for listening! Don't forget to follow the show on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

We all know Lazlo got hit in the head with a coke bottle when he was a teenager. The question is, what caused Lazlo's dad to resort to such unspeakable violence? At what age did your parents hate you the most? *What is the most expensive rock song to license for a movie? *Doomscrolling!! Delta announces changes to how they pay their flight attendants. A little league baseball game in South Carolina turned into a shooting gallery. Twitter announces massive user fluctuations after news of the Elon Musk takeover. The Batman (will eventually) Returns. The Powerball jackpot is finally high enough to care about. Cereal designed to be eaten with orange juice. *It's Wednesday and that means.....GTK! GTK! GTK! What's your favorite song with a woman's name in the title? What would be your last meal? What's your favorite prank you've ever pulled? *Bartenders are getting real tired of your crap. Remember these rules before you go back up to the bar. *Thanks for listening! Have a great day and we will see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!