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Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

It's Wednesday so time for another round of Getting To Know us!

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

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This doesn't happen often but some ladies are texting in telling us how much they love Slimfast. They say they're having drinks on the beach in Florida and refer to themselves as "Slimfast OG Girl Gang". It only takes Lazlo a few minutes to reveal who's authoring these texts and that's when things get hot and heavy. *Thinking about getting married? Make sure you've answered all these questions before taking those sacred vows. Also, are you sure you want to get married? *Doomscrolling!! People are freaking out about Elon taking over Twitter. The oldest woman in the world has died. Something something, Russia, something something, WW3. More audio from the Jonny vs Amber trial. The cash me outside girl has made a decent chunk of change on OnlyFans. *A grocery store manager allegedly beat a guy's ass because the guy asked him to open another checkout lane. *Why did Snowcone drink all of Lazlo's liquor? Why is Snowcone hanging out at the studio drinking on Friday nights? *What's awesome with alcohol and terrible without? *Have a great day! Thanks for listening and please remember to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit, r/churchoflazlo  See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

Yo! Bots beware! Looks like Elon just took over Twitter. People seem to have strong feelings about this news, one way or the other. I do not. *Have your kids suddenly been asking you to purchase them packets of Crystal Light powder? If you answered yes, it's already too late for them. *Do we now know why people complained about Bill Murray on the set of his new movie? Sounds like he was pulling ponytails and touching shoulders. *Doomscrolling!! Disney vs Florida is just getting started and that makes this the perfect time to talk about how awesome Universal Studios is. How much would you pay for a fixer-upper with a squatter in the basement? Depends on the squatter, am I right? Eh? This guy knows what I'm talking about. *You go back in time and visit your 13-year-old self but you only get to say three words. Unlike Slimfast, choose wisely. *Was Slimfast on the Brady Bunch? Why does he know Alice? Does he get royalties? *Julia is out sick today and that makes this the perfect time to go over some important things about guy code. *Can a rollercoaster be so scary that it makes people poop their pants? Yes. *Have a great day! Hope you have your 13-year-old self better advice than Slimfast but I can't think of a single thing that could have been worse. So you should be good. -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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If you could go back in time and tell your 13-year-old self three words, what would they be?