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Yo!!! Guess who's coming to town? Someone is about to spend some quality time with their mother. *Cadillacs, bathroom carpet, and other things that used to scream "money" but have lost some luster over the years. *Doomscrolling!! A new article about Bruce Willis suggest people on set have been worried about him for years. Biden is sick and tired of people thanking him for high gas prices. Facebook might have been behind a lot of the negative press surrounding tik tok. Who's thirsty? I've got some consumable sanitizer ready to go! *The best part about being a celebrity would be all the celebrity friends! *Guess who's on the show! If you guessed anyone other than Nick Wright, you haven't been listening to us very long. *I love you. Always have. Thanks for hanging out with us today. Please follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit /r/churchoflazlo 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Nick Wright from First Things First on FS1 calls in to talk sports

Did you know Taylor Hawkins and John Stamos were good friends? Weird right? It got us thinking about other odd celebrity friend pairings

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What are some things that used to be considered high class that aren't anymore? And Slimfast proves once again just how weird he really is.

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

It took over a year but someone has finally sent some Julia hate-mail. *Stuff Millennials Love! I'm sure they like lots of things but tweeting about stuff they love seems to be near the top of their lists. *Doomscrolling!! Bruce Willis is stepping away from acting while Lazlo and Slimfast are googling Aphasia. Jim Carey thinks Chris Rock should sue Will Smith for $200 million. Will's mom says her son is an angel. Jetpacks For Doctors is the coolest business idea you'll hear this week. How far would you drive to save a few cents on gas? *It's Wednesday and that means, GTK!! Have you ever kissed someone famous? What's the most trouble you've been in at work? What was your worst FOMO experience? *Don't do cocaine. If you absoluetly must do cocaine, don't do it like this. *A Texas school has settled with a student who claimed she was bullied by a teacher for not doing the pledge of allegiance. Now seems like a good time to point out other things Americans do that freak non-Americans out. *Have a great day! Thanks for listening and don't forget to tip your waiter. Someone might see you and tweet about it. Or worse, your server might be Slimfast and he needs that money to bail his mom out of the clink. See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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