Welcome back! Hope your weekend was half as fun as Julia's. She spent the weekend touring strip clubs in Atlanta. *We gotta talk about the Will Smith slap. Is this real life? The whole thing felt totally unhinged and unreal. *Doomscrolling!! Looks like some of us are about to have booster-envy. Why are Peacocks walking with their heads so high? Have you heard all the audio from the Oscar slap? How did Will Smith not get escorted out of the building? Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters passed away at 50. Florida did more Florida stuff today. *We can't help ourselves, we're back to talking about Will and Jada. We're all still having a hard time processing this. *Women are sick and tired of all the outdated expectations put on them by society. *Nick Wright calls the show! Now we can finally get his take on the Will Smith incident. We also get to hear him plug his podcast. *Have a great day! Thanks for listening and don't forget to say on Twitter and Instagram @chruchoflazlo and follow our subreddit r/churchoflazlo -Everybody Wang Chung!!!