Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Slimfast is running the board today so wish us all luck! *Never put any of your thoughts in writing. You don't want to end up like the guy at Applebee's. *Julia is entering Lazlo into a hot dad contest. Lazlo tries to start a contest for hot girls with no kids. *What movie did Bruce Wayne go to see with his parents on that fateful evening? *Doomscrolling!! The airlines are sick of masks too. The state dept says they've contacted Britney Griner. A man used a chip implanted on his brain to request some loud music from Tool. That gay dog got adopted by a gay couple. *What would you give up for a vacation? *Throwing large rocks into water from great heights and other stuff dudes like. *Our favorite relationship expert is back with a brand new article! Today, Bryan runs through some of the reasons that guy might not be into you. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening and have a great day!! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo  -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Are Lazlo's diamond-handed dreams about to come true? *What is bisexual hair and why does Julia have it? The return of the mullet for men! *When you were a kid, did you ever have an adult call you an idiot and tell you that you'd never amount to crap? If so, thank a teacher. *Doomscrolling!! More nuclear threats from Russia. Police are looking for a missing teen in Nevada. Starbucks is trying to save the planet. How much prison time would you have to be facing in the U.S. to cause you to seek asylum in Belarus? *It's Wednesday and that means... GET TO KNOW US!!! How often do you pee in the shower, what food are you stockpiling for the apocalypse, and how much fun was Karaoke with Snowcone that one time? *Nick Wright is the program and he's over the moon! Nick explains why Chiefs fans should be rejoicing about the Tyreek news. *Cops in Georgia figured out a little trick to bust drivers under the influence. Remember kids, just get an Uber. *Have a great day! Thanks for hanging out with us and don't forget to keep this party going on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo  See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Another round of Getting To Know us! We answer your questions submitted on our subreddit. Sumit yours at www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo!

All of the news you will ever need in one place

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Audio has been released of a high school teacher freaking out on his students. What would you say/do if he said this to your kid?

Which one of us found out that we have bisexual hair? Hint: it's the girl. Also, what are all the different pride flags?

At what age is it inappropriate to wear a band shirt to work? Does your job make a difference? Please god tell me it does

Poor Julia's been in meetings with the bosses all day. I'm sure there are worse things at work than constructive criticism but I can't think of anything at the moment. *A burglar breaks into your home in the middle of the night. You have the ability to lock the perp in and start playing loud music to startle them. What song do you choose? *Doomscrolling!! We still don't know for certain who was driving the flying Tesla. Grub Hub is being accused of hiding fees and ripping people off. Amanda Bynes is being released from her conservatorship. Arnold has a message for the people of Russia. You are NOT the father! A dog was returned to the shelter because his humans thought he might be gay? *Ted Cruz is back in the news with more airport blues. When did you regrettably turn into a Karen on someone? *Old people are always worried about kids these days. Someone finally took the time to ask these old grumps what they hate most about "young" people. *Someone is on the phone for Julia. *Just when I thought I knew about all the sex cults... *Have a great day! Please give this humble podcast a good review and tell a friend about us. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and don't forget to go to our subreddit tonight and get those GTK questions in! /r/churchoflazlo   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!