Yo! What the hell is going on with middle schoolers? Lazlo's son's school has turned into the Thunderdome. Did we fight this much when we were 14? *Gather 'round the fire kids, Uncle Lolaz is about to tell us a story about crackheads. *Doomscrolling!! Clarence Thomas is home from the hospital. The Denver Broncos need to put out a few fires before their season starts. A California man hates going to the dentist so much, he decided to play guitar about it. A teenager on vacation in Orlando died when he fell from an amusement park ride. Doctors warn people not to use nasal self-tanning spray. *If any of these things happen to you, go to the hospital immediately. *Sure, the list of pros is long when it comes to sending nudes. But are there any reasons you might not want to send naked pictures to a stranger? *Will we ever know what really happened behind closed doors with Lazlo and his shipmate back in 1991? *Thanks for listening! Keep in touch this weekend! We're on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and we have a subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo -Everybody Wang Chung!!!