I never thought this day would come. I know people say that and they don't really mean it but I'm serious. Lazlo has scoffed at me for years but over the weekend he finally gave in. Introducing, Lazlo and Slimfast "The Dateline Sisters". *Do you put your car away or do you leave it in a parking spot? Do you think Drake puts his cart away? What about Ellen? *Doomscrolling!! Love him or hate him, Brady is back. Do you feel bad for the guy who spent half a million dollars on his last TD ball? I don't. Pete Davidson has fired back at Kanye. Did he cross the line? *Lazlo's mother is coming to town and staying with Lazlo for a month. Slimfast offers to let her stay at his place on Tuesdays so that Lazlo can have some alone time and Slimfast can have a good time. *The 80's Rock Name Generator is possibly the dumbest name generator of the decade. That doesn't stop us from talking about it for ten minutes. *A YouTube couple was arrested for filming themselves staying in a Target overnight. Lazlo and Slim brainstorm and come up with a YouTube idea that's a guaranteed winner. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @churchoflazlo and check out our subreddit, r/churchoflazlo. Don't forget to have your pets sprayed and tutored. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!