We made it! The final show of the week. Or is it? Just kidding. It is. *A man in the UK may have accidentally eaten about $13,000. He's only 21 but he's not sure he'll ever recover. *From the ChurchOfLazlo subreddit, it's Lazlo Story Time! Gather round, get comfortable, and enjoy Lazlo's telling of "Is That Pee in the VCR?" *Doomscrolling!! Biden is revoking Russia's status as a preferred trade partner. Jussie Smollet is going to jail but he still denies any wrongdoing. The TSA is gonna make you wear a mask a little bit longer. It's the two-year anniversary of this global pandemic! *The 5-year-old who beat the crap out of his teacher may not be criminally charged. Lazlo says he should be and he thinks we need little kid jails. *Movie sequels that people want the most but still haven't happened. Did The Happening make the list? You'll have to listen to find out. *Slimfast reached out to an old friend but still hasn't heard back and now we're all worried about alien abduction. *Subtle signs that people are actually wealthy and not just pretending. *Facebook pictures of baby poop and the epidemic of oversharing. *That's it! Everyone stayed sober enough to drive themselves home today! We'll try harder on Monday. Until then, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo , our subreddit is r/churchoflazlo, and our website is www.lazlo.church Have a great weekend! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!