Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Julia's boyfriend rose first class to vegas and put her in coach. On the way back, she did her best to fit in, in first class

Julia's back and Slimfast pees the bed. Lol what a loser.

Lazlo and Slim both watched shows last night about the stock market and now both of them are angry and confused. *Slimfast wants to play a little round of "What Would Lazlo Do?". What would you do if you if an old woman approached you at the grocery store, told you it was her birthday, and proceeded to talk to you for fifteen minutes? *Doomscrolling! The war in Ukraine rages on and the journalists in Russia are started to flee. The US doesn't want Poland to give Ukraine fighter jets but the reasoning is confusing (to us). More major American brands like McDonalds are leaving Russia. Did a Florida teacher bite a student over a jar of pickles? *It's Get To Know Us Wednesday! We tried to answer questions but things quickly derailed and Lazlo ends up giving the full-length version of the Lemon Party story. *Signs your relationship is over. This is an area where the guys might actually have some expertise. *Have a great day! Follow us on socials @churchoflazlo -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Another round of Get To Know us! Submit your questions on our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

How to tell when it's over in a relationship

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Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Lazlo and Slim expertly discuss the stock market

Lazlo's DNA is out there looking for missed connections and last night it found one! Lazlo's got a cousin! Not some distant third cousin thrice-removed. An honest to God biological first cousin. Is this cousin wealthy? Is this cousin famous? Find out! *We were gonna Doomscroll here but we got distracted by a parenting question on the text line. (913-576-7965) Lazlo's got some advice for anyone trying to raise a kid or two. *Doomscrolling! Say goodbye to Russian oil and gas. We try our best to understand this stupid "Don't Say Gay" bill in Florida. *Nas is being taken to court for posting a picture of himself on his own Instagram. *Nick Wright is on the show and we finally got some BIG sports news to discuss! *A 5-year-old preschooler hospitalizes an adult teacher for the second time. Who is this kid? Where did he learn to fight? M Knight Shyamalan should make a movie about this preschool. *We never could figure out the whole Cameo thing. Apparently, you have to be a celebrity to be accepted. So we're gonna try something new. Send us video requests on our Instagram page @churchoflazlo and we'll share them on our stories for all to see. Won't cost you a thing except for a few minutes of wasted time but if you've read this far into the Church of Lazlo Podcast description, I'm guessing time is something you're comfortable throwing away. *Have a great day! Follow and talk to us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo  -Everybody Wang Chung!!!